Charlotte Ashley

@CharlotteAshley

Editor, writer, iconoclast! Monsters are friends. (she/her)

Halifax/Kjipuktuk NS
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Mar 2020

    Love, love, LOVE what did with this Big Bad I wrote for them! Look at Miss Speckleback! Look at her! Isn’t she MAJESTIC? 🤩🤩🐸🤩🤩

    Meet Miss Speckleback! A huge frog who loves to feast on her own magical eggs... and foolish adventurers. Will you get lucky or be lunch? Receive this at Cover: Mariah Tekulve Interiors: Author:
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  2. 4 hours ago

    All my FB friends are liking this photo of me being cool at Rocky Horror and I can’t tell if A) they are being funny B) they are being supportive in this difficult time C) they “like my vibe” D) I look pretty cool

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  3. 13 hours ago

    Being a cishet woman in a nutshell (HA HA JUST KIDDING LOVE YOU GUYS 😒)

    Replying to @limeyinkpots
    Ok, but what if it's a choice between dating people you can sort of tolerate and dating no one
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  4. 13 hours ago

    Okay peeps, today I went to the store to get doenjang, but could not tell what it was because I am white and stupid. Google translate sent me looking for 된장? Is that right? Anyone have a suggestion for brand? 😅

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  5. 17 hours ago

    I’ve hardested about 5 pounds of rhubarb out of my patch so far this week, btw. I love spring.

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Made a batch of rhubarb simple syrup yesterday, and looking for ideas about how to use it! It will prob get added to club soda as a default, but I also made rhubarb-bourbon sours with it. Any other cocktail ideas?

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  7. May 13

    Anyway, the show was great, anchored by killer pipes on the Doctor, Janet, and Riff Raff. But the actual story is pretty something, you know? Weird combo of rapey and joyful. Frank N Furter is having an emotional breakdown and we’re throwing cards. We cheer him as he murders. Hm.

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  8. May 13

    Glitter mostly repped by !

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  9. May 13

    Family outing to Rocky Horror at the Neptune in Halifax. There was a lot more glitter in this experience than shown here.

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  10. May 12

    Ugly but delicious: my entire brand.

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  11. May 12

    It’s the moooost wondeful tiiime of the yeeeeeear

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  12. May 11

    Dear Boss, I cannot come to work today because there are three cats on my lap. Sorry, I do not make the rules.

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  13. May 11

    “I’m not trying to be mean, but I hate this place and I hate you.” Found it, the Platonic ideal of tweenage dialogue.

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  14. Retweeted
    May 10

    There's gotta be something between "Tim tries to be nice to person on drugs or with mental health issues" and "we're gonna send men with guns to take care of her." But there isn't.

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  15. May 9

    I know brain will chill out but man, what a ride

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  16. May 9

    A week off Cipralex & started Wellbutrin today. So far I have: - Posted to FB 4 times - Decided I am the worst parent ever - Spiralled away wondering how I can expect to be happy while being so fat - Had eggies and wine for dinner - emailed kid’s teacher w/ existential doubts

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  17. May 9

    If I am gonna be wearing masks forever (which, presumably, I am) what’s the plan for reusable N95s? Cloth ones? DIY ones? >.>

    Mask up. Mask. Mask. Mask. N95s or KN95s. Not the cloth or surgical ones. Outdoors you should be ok. Indoors with others you need to mask. Seriously. Just get in the habit. You don’t want to get this again & again. Your brain, heart, lungs, kidney, pancreas & liver will thank me.
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  18. May 9

    Nobody would notice if you just got a different orange cat, bud. They are all big dumb derps. That’s gotta be easier than photoshop.

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  19. May 9

    I loves me some unions but sometimes I see all the different ways Jorts’ human has photoshopped two pictures and I wonder if Jorts is dead

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  20. May 9

    I feel like we onboard a new SAAS tool every single day at my work, but I am thrilled to report I have never heard of a single one of these. Because, Jesus H Christ. I’m employed, not owned.

    Bossware comparison chart
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  21. May 9

    If “Orson Welles dunks on people” could please become the new prefered meme format, that would be great.

    ORSON WELLES: I hate Alex Kidd, I dislike that kind of large-eared child. HENRY JAGLOM: I’ve never understood why. ORSON WELLES: He is arrogant! Is he a boy? Is he a monkey? Miracle World! It’s a miracle he has a career. You tell me, is playing Rock, Paper, Scissors a power? HENRY JAGLOM: Well... ORSON WELLES: I’m asking you a question! Rock, Paper, Scissors, is that a power? HENRY JAGLOM: I’d have to say no. ORSON WELLES: No. Alex Kidd is a fraud, creeping obsequiously in Sonic the Hedgehog’s shadow. And Sonic’s not even a hedgehog, did you know that? The man is an enormous blue rat. HENRY JAGLOM: But he’s fast, though? ORSON WELLES: The fastest rat in the world is still a rat.
    The famous interview where Orson Welles rips into Alex Kidd:
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