Prince Charles

@Charles_HRH

HRH Prince Charles of Wales. Future King. One's guide to Great Britishness is out now. Buy it here: (FICTIONAL/PARODY)

Clarence House, London
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Joined January 2011
Born on November 13
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Dec 2014

    One's guide to Great Britishness is OUT NOW. Do your duty, for Future King and Country.

    731 replies 501 retweets 1,047 likes
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  2. 31 Dec 2017

    Royal New Year's Resolutions: -Become King -Make it illegal to be Donald Trump -Teach Camilla how to 'twerk' -Sell France

    68 replies 507 retweets 1,986 likes
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  3. 24 Dec 2017

    "A corgi isn’t just for Christmas; in North Korea, it’s for dinner". Read one's essential Christmas tips:

    78 replies 186 retweets 425 likes
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  4. 7 Dec 2017

    One has awarded with an MBE for his impersonation of Prince Harry during the Las Vegas naked photo scandal.

    25 replies 245 retweets 1,191 likes
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  5. 29 Nov 2017

    One would like to commend Meghan Markle for agreeing to marry into a genuine Royal Family, and not an artificial one like the Kardashians.

    39 replies 115 retweets 519 likes
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  6. 27 Nov 2017

    Make America Great (Britain) Again 🇬🇧+🇺🇸=🇬🇧

    53 replies 476 retweets 1,779 likes
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  7. 27 Nov 2017

    The Royal eBay listing for Prince Harry has ended; highest bidder found. Congratulations, Meghan Markle.

    53 replies 295 retweets 1,237 likes
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  8. 14 Nov 2017

    Told Camilla not to buy anything expensive for one's birthday this year, so she's bought Spain. After all, it's the thought that counts.

    64 replies 179 retweets 904 likes
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  9. 5 Nov 2017

    One can confirm that the last person to enter Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.

    53 replies 644 retweets 1,691 likes
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  10. 31 Oct 2017

    Just told a hideous little witch begging for sweets to piss off before realising it was Theresa May. Awkward.

    36 replies 447 retweets 1,394 likes
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  11. 31 Oct 2017

    Trick or Treaters, one is officially "not in". Sod off, or the corgis will be released.

    37 replies 214 retweets 730 likes
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  12. 4 Sep 2017

    One can confirm that the Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her third child. Prince William needs all the heir he can get.

    99 replies 730 retweets 2,510 likes
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  13. 21 Aug 2017

    Big Ben will fall silent for 4 years after midday today due to essential maintenance. They'll be working round the clock.

    108 replies 1,002 retweets 2,674 likes
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  14. 17 Aug 2017

    Theresa May - failed Politics; Boris Johnson - F in Geography, but A* in Drama; Prince George - university placement.

    19 replies 105 retweets 348 likes
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  15. 16 Aug 2017

    Daniel Craig will return as James Bond, as he "wants to go out on a high note".

    94 replies 1,636 retweets 3,363 likes
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  16. 1 Aug 2017

    White House on the phone. Apparently the lights are still on but no-one's home.

    41 replies 361 retweets 1,175 likes
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  17. 20 Jul 2017

    Andrea Leadsom on the phone, again. Says she wouldn't have voted to leave the EU if she had known Napoleon was no longer a threat.

    12 replies 254 retweets 640 likes
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  18. 20 Jul 2017

    Andrea Leadsom is saddened to hear of Jane Austen's death at the age of 242, and has cancelled her meeting with Emily Bronte out of respect.

    59 replies 1,692 retweets 3,957 likes
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  19. 4 Jul 2017

    Today's the day Great Britain officially couldn't be arsed with America anymore. Happy 4th of July.

    78 replies 950 retweets 2,392 likes
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  20. 2 Jul 2017

    Mr Trump, one would like to inform you that WWE is also fake, much like your tan, and presidency. Regards, Charles.

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    101 replies 751 retweets 1,759 likes
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  21. 21 Jun 2017

    Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital. Apparently he'll do anything to avoid seeing Theresa May form a Government.

    53 replies 437 retweets 1,391 likes
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