Charlemagne

@Charlemagne800

I am King of the Franks and Emperor of the Romans. I was crowned Emperor by God on Christmas Day 800. I'm on Facebook.

Aachen
Joined July 2010

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  1. Please excuse my scribe. He has fallen into a fit of madness, brought on by Satan. He has been dismissed, and replaced.

  2. I dont want to be an emperor. I want to be a dentist.

  3. I was the one who made sand empires, and conquered other kids castles too.

  4. I've got over 30 villas throughout my realm

  5. conquering stuff.

  6. Snow if drifting in and building up in the corridors.

  7. When the person in charge of heating my palace builds up the fires too high. I have ordered the windows open. IN WINTER

  8. Sports are as old as humanity. Just because we are in dark times does not mean we are without need of leisurely activity.

  9. a day of sport! football, racing, archery!

  10. Ahh Christmas Day mass! The Cathedral sure is an awe inspiring sight today! Merry Christmas to all!

  11. Decorating the castle in celebration of this festive season! I want the entire castle in lights!

  12. Conquered the Lombards!

  13. to conquer Europe. Very few of us have succeeded.

  14. @IronLadyMerovee Donne-moi les filles. J'ai trop de fils.

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  15. Strolling the indoor gardens. My its good to be emperor.

  16. , try to actually be literate.

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  17. No, these are little more than rapscallions. Boys from town out to destroy things.

  18. They have torn down tapestries, destroyed windows, and desecrated the altar! I shall not rest til retribution has been found!

  19. Hooligans in the castle. Must alert the guards.

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