Alanimus Robertski

@Chaoticonomist

Consultant & Jack-of-all-trades ; trying to change the world one portfolio at a time. If you think RTs are endorsements, you're dumb

Madrid
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2012.

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    4. lis 2017.
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    Tell them to come back when DC can string together 5 movies that don’t depress me and make me hate my childhood heroes.

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    prije 18 sati

    PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK 😕 Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

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    Shakira wore her same outfit from Zootopia...

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    I remember learning the separating hyperplane theorem for micro and thinking "is this supposed to be telling me something insightful"? Everyone else thought it was cool though.

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    3. velj

    Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.

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    Conservatives: You liberals are so politically correct. Such snowflakes. So soft. Also conservatives: OH MY GOD, SHAKIRA FLICKED HER TONGUE. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS????????

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    OK THAT WAS THE BEST HALFTIME SINCE PRINCE

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    The superbowl commercial was terrible 🤦‍♂️

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    Random Person: Lol...why don’t you have kids? Don’t you want them? 🤪 Me: I’m infertile. Them: *stare* Me: *stare back* Them: Well, I didn’t expect all that. Me: And now you know not to ask.

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    1. velj

    the problem with being nice to people is you end up getting invited to their wedding.

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    has potential but the entire length of the movie it felt like it was trying hard to be something more than it is and that made its failings ever more noticeable :/

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    Here's an overly common, dumb-ass take I'm seeing. Reality is: doesn't matter what Kobe would have wanted. Unfortunately, he's dead so it doesn't affect him. It's those who must live on without him who have to deal with it, so the opinions that actually matter are theirs. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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    31. sij

    ticketmaster: floor seats are $100! act now! me: 🙂 oka— ticketmaster: fuck you stupid fucking idiot. took too long. breathing fee: $60. waste my fucking time fee: $1,799. dumb bitch fee: $3,000. hurry the fuck up bitch.

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    31. sij

    on hinge it asked me what my most controversial opinion and I said I didn’t entirely disagree with thanos and the only guys who agree with me are white so I am really starting to rethink that answer

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  15. 31. sij

    I am not a Catholic or a Christian, or even slightly religious, but is the best show on TV right now.

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    23. sij

    That utterly implausible spike in 280g seizures, each one triggering a 10-year prison sentence? Would it surprise you to find out it disproportionately comprised Black & Hispanic people?

    the graph
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    23. sij

    Pre-2010, 50g of crack-cocaine got you a mandatory minimum 10 years in prison. Post-2010, that threshold was raised to 280g, which resulted in this .... uhhh suspicious drug seizure graph. h/t

    pre 2010, pretty reasonable power law graph
    post 2010, pretty reasonable power law graph, except for a huge spike right at the 280g threshold
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    John Bolton putting relevant information about the impeachment in a book that might not come out until after the trial ends is peak “hold me back” fake courage.

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    26. sij

    As I said, the question with TMZ is not often about accuracy. But about the human cost to being first. Journalistic organizations care about that, they do not

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    25. sij

    Proof environmental issues are getting better

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    18. sij

    "The carbon footprint's huge, but we make up for it by preaching to everyone about how they should change." 🔥

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