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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Aug 2019

    When you tell your friends you got pineapple on the pizza.

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  2. Jan 19

    Damn, , these look even better in person.

    Replying to @ChaosMonkey @ThatWeissGuy
    And I got these from ol' Mikester.
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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    OMG! singing along to “Tarzan Boy” just killed me!😂😂😂

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  4. Jan 17

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  5. Jan 17

    "River Deep, Mountain High" is one of the best things (I think it's the best) ever set to tape by humans, written and produced by just, like, the shittiest dude. Sorry/not sorry, as the kids say. We'll see ya, Phil.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 16

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    I can get behind this idea.

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  8. Jan 16

    Weird enough this is maybe the first toy I've bought with a build-a-figure part? So now I've got a robot leg doomed to float through my junk boxes for the rest of my life.

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  9. Jan 16

    This boy's hands turn into feet and he spider-walks into some kind of weird space tank but this anime-ass pose is worth $5.

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  10. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2019

    Star Wars x Shaw Brothers x Light saber x Light nunchaku = TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR (Alex Cheung, 1983)

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  11. Jan 14

    The world is terrible but A chubby skeleton and his son are tag team champs.

    & wins the World Tag Team Championship. 🇺🇸 🤼‍♂️ ➡️ 🌐
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  12. Jan 13

    Throw a few bucks at my dude to keep his lights on and keep y'all's packages moving.

    Delivery warehouse worker, looking for assistance. I know people all over are struggling. However you want me to compensate, I will. It’s been an underwhelming year, work volume wise. If you can help, I'll appreciate it. If you can't, I understand.
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  13. Jan 13

    IRON FIST: I was raised by monks to wield mystical power and fight to protect the world from malevolent forces "You doing any of that soon?" IRON FIST: Nah, think I'll argue about money and beat up mental patients and yell at kids. [switches to INTO THE BADLANDS]

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  14. Jan 13

    PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC

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  15. Jan 12

    I've never talked with about anything in WATCHMEN other than beans.

    just cracked myself up thinking about an alternate universe where the lesson a generation of comics writers took from Watchmen was "superheroes like to eat beans"
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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    *Space Mountain set sold separately

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    A family board game, based on the famous family film.

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  18. Jan 6

    dude

    I mean...
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  19. Jan 5

    I hope i'm not a Crypt Keeper.

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  20. Jan 5

    I've rarely described someone as "lighting up a room when she smiles" but I did that immediately when a new character showed up on something I've been watching and guess who got set on fire two seasons later.

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  21. Jan 4

    aaaaaaaaa

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