I didn’t even know what manchego was until my 30’s.pic.twitter.com/DOFdZtiIly
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And we made juice today. I try not to curse around her and end up overcompensating by saying stuff like “Oh my gosh,” and sound like a Canadian.pic.twitter.com/e5LpZQak0c
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Is sounding like a Canadian a bad thing,eh?
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Don't be a hoser, eh.
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Don’t worry...cursing happens here-a lot. (The juice looks delicious!)
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I had a friend with a young toddler and he vowed to not curse around his little boy - so instead of saying F**K, he'd say "factory". Funniest side effect was his little boy running around saying factory all the time.
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AHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!! :)
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I have quite the repertoire of fake swears I use now. I was used to swear way too frequently, and so now I sound very cheesy with these fake swears, very frequently instead. =D
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I highly recommend stealing the “Ayaaa” sound from the Chinese. I used to make fun of my Chinese wife by using it ironically but now it’s used daily. It serves as a great substitute for any of the usual swear words when you have kids.
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When I was a kid I had to watch my language around adults so I wouldn’t get in trouble. As an adult I have to watch my language around kids or I’ll get in trouble. The trouble is that I’ve had a hidden potty mouth all my life
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She growing up so fast!
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Do u make bread or anything from the pulp
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Sorry about that, eh. And welcome to Canada.
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I always wondered where Canadians came from.
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Hey, Canadians are far more foul mouthed than you think
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What do you do with all the fiber/good stuff?
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Not sure how to take the “sound like a Canadian” thing....you mean “sound awesome”?
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On behalf of all Canadians, I'll take that as a compliment!
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