Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
Cernovich's profile
Mike Cernovich
Mike Cernovich
Mike Cernovich
Verified account
@Cernovich

Tweets

Mike CernovichVerified account

@Cernovich

Writer, filmmaker, and journalist. Read Gorilla Mindset today: https://amzn.to/2ZcPNCQ 

Orange County, California
Cernovich.com
Joined August 2011

Tweets

  • © 2019 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Imprint
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Mike Cernovich‏Verified account @Cernovich Apr 21
    • Report Tweet

    On the one hand this terrifies me. One more danger. My stomach sunk when I saw her have that a-ha moment. On the other....she is 26 months and somehow figured this out but my DMs are full of people who won’t even try to break free. Be as resourceful as a toddler.pic.twitter.com/wihPnsmxMi

    4:08 PM - 21 Apr 2019
    • 97 Retweets
    • 781 Likes
    • wboricua98 Phil Plowe Richardsgal Richard Evans Pat Hilton The Commissariat of the Imperium Trish Conservative Western Woman 🇺🇸 VickieLFisher
    127 replies 97 retweets 781 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Cyn Champlin‏ @CynChamplin Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        The best part of being a parent is watching how they learn. Their undying fascination with leaning is never-ending.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Robert Doman‏ @RobertDoman1 Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        pic.twitter.com/ffvXv303w7

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. AmitR‏ @amitraam Apr 22
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @RobertDoman1 @Cernovich

        Amazing, isn't it?https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/news/a33058/hanging-baby-cages/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Robert Doman‏ @RobertDoman1 Apr 22
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @amitraam @Cernovich

        I wonder if it led to other pursuits later in lifepic.twitter.com/tURfrrAK2c

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1.  👮🏻‍♀️ У£‏ @Dee_CanadianCop Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Did she manage to put the chair there too? Resourceful is good, but not so much when your child manages to get out of the house when no one’s looking (like at 2 a.m.).

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Time For Truth!‏ @rosalieofaustin Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        What a cutie!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Michael fish‏ @Raaaaaaaarb Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        It’s what it’s all about. By age 3 my son had figured out to climb on a chair onto the kitchen worktop and get the crisps (chips) off the top of the refrigerator and take them to bed at 5am. The apocalypse comes I’m following him!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. It's Me‏ @sweetorganics Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        My daughter did this in the middle of the night after having a nightmare that her daddy was outside & needed her. Luckily I woke up before she was outside...a hotel style lock was added to the top corner after that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. AG‏ @BalamutAG Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Toddlers usually will try to think outside of the box, adults, not so much.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. KM LaPlant‏ @KMLaPlant1 Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Wow, I can't believe she's that old already. She's cute.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Demons & Destiny‏ @DemonsNDestiny Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Time to install more locks... A toddler fell out of a 6th floor window in Redmond the other week.https://www.cbsnews.com/news/redmond-washington-toddler-survives-falling-from-six-story-window-when-car-breaks-his-fall-2019-04-11/ …

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
    1. This Tweet is unavailable
      1. Lane Fury‏ @Lanefury Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Dude just did the my kid learned how to turn a lock omg she’s the smartest thing ever and will be the most greatest thing in the universe. I’m ready for your questions from a kid posts next lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kievskaya Rusbot‏ @JahGospoddy Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Chair, balance, two hands in sync, dog as back up... freedom. Sorted.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Yo_Mamas_Chest_Hair  🇺🇸‏ @zonum_ettevy Apr 22
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        When I used to live with a roommate that had a 2 year old boy, he was the smartest toddler I had personally known. I had normal conversations with him and he would pick the lock from my door. It was until my roommate begin taking the boy to daycare when he begin dumbing down

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Burger Man‏ @BurgerM22459381 Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        I'm more like your dog...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. MSM Is Biased‏ @animal_lover365 Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        She's obviously very smart, but you'll have to add some type of lock to ensure she doesn't get out on her own. That would be terrible.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Diva in AZ  🇺🇸‏ @divainaz Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        Haha, she is so clever! 💕

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jim Lambert‏ @Train_Prctc_Rpt Apr 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @Cernovich

        This reminds me of my little sister. When she was the same age she got a small child’s set of table and chairs for Christmas. Within 30 minutes she was using one of the chairs to climb over the baby gate my little brother used to keep her out of his room. She’s a teacher now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2019 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Imprint
      • Cookies
      • Ads info