Mike CernovichVerified account

"Cerno is irrelevant!" The left wing rando (or MAGA zombie) cries indignantly. Meanwhile, in NYC, multiple major left wing publications find it important to publish counters to his opinions about cargo shorts.

Pretty much everything in Khaki should be a felony

Cargo shorts at Disneyland are a life saver, especially with kids. They have 0 style, but they have some utility.

never

Cargo shorts are an instrument of the Radical Conservative Right. So many more pockets in which to carry their racism and bigotry.

They got time and a place. I like wearing em to the range

Just add a pair of sandals from The Buckle and you’ll be the Commander of all things Soy!

They’re messing with you Mike. “Pizza Gate theorist” = they don’t take you serious but you will give them traffic.

The right-wing is really out of touch with America if cargo shorts are the focus. Everyone knows that the real issue is pineapple on pizza and what actually is considered a sandwich.

Functional things should be outlawed in favor of things that look good, but are useless. Sums up the current state of affairs today.

Just might throw on my old plaid hollister cargo shorts today now

I happen to like cargo shorts. My husband has a few pairs. Their pockets serve a purpose!

Negative! Returned from Vegas a few weeks back and checked my shorts pockets before throwing them into the laundry - found $1,620 in winning bet slips in a pocket that I had forgotten about. Cargo shorts = hidden treasure.

Never!!!!

DON'T JOIN ANY MOVEMENT THAT MAKES YOU CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. CARGO SHORT LADS UNITE.