Babylon Bee yesterday 
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Are you SURE Swalwell doesn't represent you better? He's so earnest though...
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Some news is gonna break about him that could make John Edwards embarassed
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It.. always... is...
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And I knew it would be in a county that started with a P. Had Pasco or Polk County written all over it.
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Florida is very special.
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...because
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And if it’s female teachers having sex with their high school students ... it’s gotta be Texas.
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And here foreigners think Vegas is the craziest place in the US
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But did they talk with Northern accents? If so, it makes sense - all the craziness in Florida happens from Ocala Southward, where all the Yankee retirees and their kids are. You don’t hear about this shit in Jacksonville.
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