Why do you think journalists are so paranoid? Their brains are rotten from overdoing stimulants. Many are on meth, lots of cocaine. They are also heavy drinkers. I'm not breaking anything new on this, it's well-documented!https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1113931504378245120 …
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What these journalists need is to swill your gorilla juice (TM) and to follow your dating advice so they can make sweet love, all while looking only 27 years older than your alleged real age. Thank you, Pro Tweeter
@Cernovich.
Never heard of you. I bet you hear that often. Good luck with your blogging career.
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Get me some of that gorilla juice, dude. Pronto. And have fun Pro Tweeting!
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You're never going to write for the Atlantic.
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I’ll also not going to spend a sad life hawking gorilla juice, dispensing dumb advice to dudes who can’t get laid and being a Pro Tweeter. Also I don’t look 37 years older then I say I am. So we all make choices. By the way, I said send the gorilla juice. Get on the stick.
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Tell me more how you don’t care as you cry into your pillow as your retweets of David Frum go unacknowledged.
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The gorilla juice guy who gives dumb dating advice to losers who can’t get laid is now poring through my Twitter feed looking for ways to try to feel superior. Hilarious. I win. Where’s my gorilla juice, buddy?
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It’s 3:19 a.m. in DC and this is your life. It’s as good as it’s ever going to get for you. Think about that as your head hits the pillow.
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I don’t live in D.C., gorilla juice guy. But please send pictures of your split-level. (And gorilla juice.) Also, your next product should be the oil you use to make yourself look 43 years older. Or how about Batshit Crazy Cream by Pro Tweeter Mike and Chuck C? Keep me posted!
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