Mike CernovichVerified account

I murdered an entire police precinct and their ocelot mascot. Walked away with a promotion and they gave me a Starbucks gift card.

I got arrested for an unpaid traffic ticket. They threw me in the drunk tank for tensing up when the guard was squeezing my balls during the search. $3500 fine - thanks #slcpd, now I hate cops.

Perhaps if he was wealthy AND had a father that was decently positioned politically - after all, @BetoORourke had a similar run in (not quite as bad) and was caught with coke, and he got out of it.

I can provide a real life scenario that disputes this. Maybe if his mom was a judge, but it cost him $30K I'm sure there are anomalies,

He said in 2005 supposedly. I’ve asked which town. Let’s see if he answers.

Sounds like he was so lit he forgot that he never actually left the house. We all get stuck to the couch and have fantastic adventures now and then. Anyone else think this is too over-the-top..like the dossier..so as to be too unbelievable? Maybe he was watching @SuperTroopers

Call BS. Refusing a breathalyzer is automatic license suspension & would piss LEO off after getting busted 30 mi over Speed limit. The 100 bond (whatever that means) would be a 10% payment to bail bonds & future court date for his charge. More to the story ....

Maybe 30 years ago