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“Sorry I gotta run” *spends next 4 hours on twitter*
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gotta leave the people wanting more
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No! They’re the worst!
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“Hey where’s the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
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Pretty sure this is exactly what he did tonight
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I legit do this. It doesn’t work in Persian families. You have to walk a long walk of good byes to everyone. Otherwise I call an Uber and pretend to walk outside for a call.
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I have to return some videotapes
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Please be kind rewind
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Will is a serial killer confirmed
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It’s the Irish exit. Has a nicer ring.
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You haven't met many potato people. It's like being around midwesterners
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