Mike CernovichVerified account

I hit with my bike the back of a parked car, flipped over the car, my ass hit bump in roof of car, rolled down at the front. Had to walk around the car to pick up bike. all that with high heels and fancy leather jacket.

I hit a street light by checking out the hot girl across the street. Not ashamed!

Hey, we have something in common. I did that looking into the school bus as it pulled in with the boys hollering in the back &hanging out the windows . I was walking forward to catch the bus after school when they distracted me #asshats

Following phone map while walking. Tripped on curb. Seven stitches in my head.

I took the side mirror off my car backing out of the garage.

Before I had a cell phone I used to read magazines while walking and I once walked into a telephone pole while doing so.

Things like that happen generally happen when I’m getting a little full of myself. Gentle reminder of my place in the universe.

In grade school walking to the bus stop slipped on ice, and hit my head on the point of a fire hydrant! Of course boys form my class were there, as well as one of my crushes!

walked into and fell over a taxi two days ago I blame the brain tumour