Mike CernovichVerified account

That's terrible - but man, that could have been much worse.....

“Accident”

@elonmusk is thinking "they've move up the schedule!"

In what part of porcelain production are 10ft pointy metal spikes used? Really want/need to know.

Dude. Fuuuuhhhh

Thank goodness this is only satire.

People will make a big deal about this not considering there are two solutions to this problem

So it begins. They're becoming self aware.

I'm old enough to remember seeing Mondwest (the original) with Y. Brynner and J. Brolin.

The spikes were dipped in bear repellent. Coincidence?

"Porcelain factory"...

And autonomous cars will soon be on our streets. What could possibly go wrong?