Thank you, cast iron...
Men's penises are half-an-inch smaller because of chemicals in non-stick frying panshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6462775/Mens-penises-half-inch-smaller-chemicals-non-stick-frying-pans.html …
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And in Irish households a inch at least
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Oh no you di’int!
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It's not the size of the frying pan: it's WHAT YA COOKIN WITH IT!pic.twitter.com/dH7Kqyt1AY
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Nothing Apple Cider Vinegar won’t fix
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I think you're using that pan wrong there, Mikey.
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Oh, sure, excuses, excuses.
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If this isn't a furious class action lawsuit I don't know what is
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Always getting the important scoops
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Women everywhere should be rioting in the streets! Good lord ...
#GetYourPitchforks#BringVodka#MeetYouThere
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Guess I’m throwing out my 7 frying pans
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I told my wife “ha, never used it!” I was very proud. She said “your mom must have used it a LOT”. I felt shame.
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Thank god, I’m getting sick of having to wear shorts that go passed my knee in the summer time
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You think I’m joking :(
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