Oh my gosh... When did people become such overly sensitive pansies??? I still want a man that "brings home the bacon".
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Um no. Gonna keep saying these things and people that don't like it can jump off a cliff. Also: BACON.
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Bringing home the tofu just doesn’t sound as delicious
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I find tofu offensive. It's representative of the white patriarchy. Lol
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That's not the way it works though. Cliches are static by definition. The best ones are a little bizarre and dated anyway. Cars replaced horses, but people continued saying "hold your horses!". When muskets were phased out, people still kept saying "it was a flash in the pan!"
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Riding shotgun
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Heaven help us all
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Baby it's cold outside. Come in and warm up with some delicious bacon.
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On April 9 1626, reknown statesman and philosopher, Sir Francis Soy, died of pneumonia.
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I’m not a vegan, but I am on a low carb diet to reduce my A1c. I did that and lost 40 lbs as a bonus.
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No problem there, I’m a carnivore. Had two eggs, three pieces of bacon and a low carb English muffin for breakfast. That’s what I used to eat before eggs were supposed to be bad for you. Cereal will kill you; too many carbs and a ton of sugar. Stevia for me.
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As the main quinoa-winner in my household I find this disturbing.
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"Gotta go to work so I can bring home the quinoa"
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Back in 18th century this would've been a helluva job if you lived in Europe and that quinoa was growing somewhere remote across the ocean.
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England, since the death of Diana, has had its stiff upper lip fall..... The national character, which gave them Thatcher and Churchill is gone. So they sit and quiver. And the cops monitor facebook for comments.
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Only in certain cultures
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