Celti B.

@CeltiBurroughs

Neurotic bipolar polyam demisexual transbian. Programmer, sysadmin, troubleshooter, and universe designer. She·her·they. Trying. HRT: 15/1/2020. Avi:

The Bottom of the Well
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. sij 2018.

    “...and as she fell, it wasn't her life that flashed before her eyes — it was all the things she hadn't done, the places she'd never been, the things she'd never see...”

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  2. prije 9 sati

    Okay, the entire season so far of was worth it just to see in a suit wafting a fried chicken leg under his nose like a premium cigar. 🤣

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    prije 22 sata

    Fill in the blank: "I wear this crown of ____ upon my liar's chair." I WILL BE JUDGING YOU BASED ON YOUR ANSWER AND INFORMING YOU IF YOU ARE INCORRECT

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  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    It's weird to me that people don't seem to talk about hyperlexia more often I mean most of my problems in life stem from the fact that I learned how to read before my third birthday and that's set me up for a lifetime of being broadly incomprehensible

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  5. 25. sij

    I work with computers for NASA. Now, five-year-old me expected this would be in space, but _that's_ never gonna happen.

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    A CNC plotter is drawing computer-generated art Its marker draws an arcane sigil, forgotten since ancient days. A demon appears, looming over it. "Why have you summoned me? What power do you seek" *skreee* *whir* *judderjudder* it says. "Done." says the demon, and vanishes.

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  7. 21. sij

    I am so damn gay, how did I go so long without realising (admitting) it?

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  8. 20. sij

    I _knew_ I was too goddamn happy this week; now the other shoe finally dropped. For no reason that I can comprehend, my (Medicaid) coverage has been cancelled. Got an SMS saying their cancellation letter is waiting to be viewed in my account, but it's not there! FML.

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  9. 19. sij

    ofc ofc means of course if I mean to say "fucking" I will not hide it behind a fucking letter in an acronym like some kind of coward

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    OKAY. The Princess Bride. Super well known and beloved film, and I have absolutely no idea what it's about. Now I did initially think it was the one (also not seen) where the lady comes down on a meteor or something but apparently not so, and I think I also got it- 1/

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  11. 19. sij

    right now I'm sick enough to be somewhat delirious and I also nearly passed out trying to stand long enough to make a ham sadwich so that's fun

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  12. 19. sij

    why do I get so goddamned miserably horny when I'm sick and feverish? is that a thing for anyone else?

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    16. sij

    Lich: Fire-! Bard: -BOLT!? Lich: -BallwaitwhatNO! *Spell morphs into Firebolt* Wizard: damn...that's a good spell, what is it? Bard: I call it Otto's Irresistible Correction...but most folks call it 😎 Otto Correct. Wizard: 🤣🤣🤣

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  14. 15. sij

    I just officially started HRT. Is it normal to be bursting into tears and grinning widely enough to split my lip at the same time?

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    15. sij
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    15. sij

    this is literally a published shitpost

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    12. sij

    You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.

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  18. 10. sij

    I'm an idiot. I wore exceptionally heavy earrings through the entire Christmas holiday and then nothing for the past two weeks and my ears tried to heal over. I need to get some new studs that are actually comfortable to sleep in and that my skin doesn't slowly dissolve.

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    8. sij

    11. As editor Terry Carr once joked, “If the Holy Bible was printed as an Ace Double it would be cut down to two 20,000-word halves with the Old Testament retitled as ‘Master of Chaos’ and the New Testament as ‘The Thing With Three Souls.’”

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    I am, frankly, ashamed at how little I know of Iranian culture. But if, at this moment, people were to tweet some links-stories, songs, works of art, things that would make vivid the humanity of those the elite are trying to dehumanize-it would be a revolutionary act.

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  21. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. sij

    I believe in you lil floof

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