Hello, I'm a 55-year-old man in a movie. I am married to someone my own age, Michelle Williams.
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Hello, I’m a 55-year-old woman in a movie. Oh, wait. Never mind. We’re not in movies.
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They are looking for someone to play Viggo Mortensen's mother, so there is hope!
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I think next week Michelle Williams ages up into that role.
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And don’t you sleep with your sources, too?
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And at some point, you go shopping at a small boutique market. You buy vegetables and wine, and come home carrying a paper shopping bag with a baguette sticking out if it.
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this one is bizarre bc scripts are written by real-world writers
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Woukd you write the real version of your own life and then SHOW it to people?
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Depends what they're paying me, to be honest.
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What ever those jobs that just come to you are paying?

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Large pajama budget. Although to be truly real, very small pj budget cause it’s the same damn pair til raggedy. And then some.
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If no one ever sees your pj bottoms it is completely acceptable to cut off the frayed ends until you look like the incredible hulk wore them... right? Um asking for a movie recluse
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Cutting them! Genius. Or perhaps reinvented as stirrup pants.pic.twitter.com/qAMh7OzKXp
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I cut mine when they developed stirrups!
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And get $5/word direct deposit the day after I file. And no revisions!
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As you know, I am drowning in disposable income.
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tosses cash...





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Hello I’m a female lawyer in any TV show or movie. My skirts are way too tight & short for a professional environment but I’m a tough cookie. Or a kook. I’m in a complicated relationship with a judge, colleague, cop or client but I never disclose a conflict of interest.
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Don’t forget to open the top few buttons of your severely tailored shirt
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And those six inch heels that you walk around in all day and never once complain about pinching.
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