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@CawnCawn

non-attorney spokesperson. lvl 5 laser-lotus.

Lexington, KY
Joined September 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Dec 2018

    Hey twitter, I met this guy on a dinner cruise in London in 2009. We were basically bestfriends for that night so I need y’all to help me find my bestfriend cause I miss him and I need to see how he’s doing now. Please retweet this so we can be reunited.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 22
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  3. Jan 22

    At least Miami’s 8k capacity basketball arena is on-campus

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  4. 4 Dec 2021

    I thought Miami’s goal line stand against FSU to end the game this year was much better.

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  5. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2021

    BOOOOWEEEEEEEN!!! WHAT A FINISH! ⚡️

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  6. Retweeted
    13 Nov 2021
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  7. 2 Nov 2021

    So I saw Dune. The visual effects were truly stunning.

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  8. 7 Oct 2021
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  9. 2 Oct 2021

    Noles to the playoff. You heard it here first.

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  10. 11 Sep 2021
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  11. 22 Jul 2021
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  12. 7 Jul 2021
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  13. 20 Jan 2021

    As a river of pink slime flowing insidiously through the sewer system beneath New York City.

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  14. 12 Dec 2020
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  15. 7 Nov 2020
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  16. 27 Oct 2020
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  17. 17 Oct 2020
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  18. 17 Oct 2020
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  19. Retweeted
    29 Sep 2020

    Moderator: “Mr. President, please stop talking and let me ask the question” President Trump:

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  20. Retweeted
    12 Sep 2020
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  21. 16 Apr 2020

    Wow, the crabs have returned to the baggage claim belts. Maybe we were the real virus all along...

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