David Smith

@Catfish_Man

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Joined July 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Aug 2015 Haight Ashbury, San Francisco

    I’m still slowly accumulating writing on programming, including that post, at

    5 retweets 30 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    why this toilet look like it'll let me save the game

    357 retweets 673 likes
  3. 2 hours ago Millbrae, CA

    Flying into SF at night: still magical

    13 likes
  4. 11 hours ago

    this is maybe the nerdiest thing i've ever seen but i am choking laughing, i swear to god i'm a normal person

    577 retweets 735 likes
  5. 7 hours ago Spreckelsville, HI

    Bye Maui! I had fun even if I did come down with some sort of plague for half of it!

    4 likes
  6. 7 hours ago New Hampshire, USA

    "this smells like a social problem"

    A weirdly useful intuition is "this smells NP-complete". I have had to change designs several times because they accidentally were 😕
    1 retweet 4 likes
  7. 7 hours ago Spreckelsville, HI

    Kids totally taken out by luggage so far: 1... twice... by the same suitcase

    3 likes
  8. Oct 16

    The problem with hiring an honest to goodness ratfucker is he might decide you are the rat he can most profitably fuck.

    It turns out the entity with which I signed a non-disclosure agreement for the campaign was never legally constituted
    816 retweets 1,624 likes
  9. 10 hours ago Honolulu HI

    A weirdly useful intuition is "this smells NP-complete". I have had to change designs several times because they accidentally were 😕

    1 retweet 7 likes
  10. 10 hours ago Wailea, HI

    These fixes should be in the most recent betas, which should resolve a cause of missing user defaults:

    *Runs new test with thread sanitizer enabled* TSAN: I found race conditions on all of the lines of code, goodbye
    1 retweet 8 likes
  11. 10 hours ago

    I'm available for remote work. Functional programming & Linux preferred, backend systems - let's talk. Resume:

    11 retweets 6 likes
  12. 10 hours ago Wailea, HI

    Turns out this got a bunch of replies, so if anyone following me is also looking for this sort of work, here's folks to get in touch with!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. 12 hours ago Wailea, HI

    RT 🔒Who's hiring for iOS or backend/infra? Functional programmer & former UIKit engineer with experience building platforms looking for work

    7 retweets 6 likes
  14. 17 hours ago

    This new Xcode feature helps to visualize your retain cycles, lolol

    37 retweets 90 likes
  15. 21 hours ago

    Short reminder: If you see something widely retweeted, don't jump in with a reply before checking how many replies they're already getting.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. 22 hours ago

    This is why you should always specify isDirectory if you know. Only run that 5.3%. For fileURLWithPath and URLByAppendingPathComponent.

    36 retweets 90 likes
  17. Oct 11

    👋🏾 You know genius isn't apportioned by zip code, right? Put your 💰 money💰 where your are: Thanks! ❤️💛💚💙💜

    54 retweets 72 likes
  18. Oct 16

    Let's do this: I'll match donations on this go fund me up to $725 (half of what's left)

    3 retweets 3 likes
  19. Oct 16 Wailea, HI

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    5 likes
  20. Oct 16 Wailea, HI

    Research into making computers not be mean is ongoing, but looks pretty hopeless currently

    1 retweet 3 likes
  21. Oct 16 Wailea, HI

    Reliable sources tell me is how to make computers be mean to you in hot ways instead of inscrutable bullshit ways

    It’s only been one week and Ladykiller in a Bind has already broken 2000 sales! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 💖
    6 likes

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