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    I’m still slowly accumulating writing on programming, including that post, at

  2. why this toilet look like it'll let me save the game

  3. Flying into SF at night: still magical

  4. this is maybe the nerdiest thing i've ever seen but i am choking laughing, i swear to god i'm a normal person

  5. Bye Maui! I had fun even if I did come down with some sort of plague for half of it!

  6. Kids totally taken out by luggage so far: 1... twice... by the same suitcase

  7. The problem with hiring an honest to goodness ratfucker is he might decide you are the rat he can most profitably fuck.

  8. A weirdly useful intuition is "this smells NP-complete". I have had to change designs several times because they accidentally were 😕

  9. These fixes should be in the most recent betas, which should resolve a cause of missing user defaults:

  10. I'm available for remote work. Functional programming & Linux preferred, backend systems - let's talk. Resume:

  11. Turns out this got a bunch of replies, so if anyone following me is also looking for this sort of work, here's folks to get in touch with!

  12. RT 🔒Who's hiring for iOS or backend/infra? Functional programmer & former UIKit engineer with experience building platforms looking for work

  13. This new Xcode feature helps to visualize your retain cycles, lolol

  14. Short reminder: If you see something widely retweeted, don't jump in with a reply before checking how many replies they're already getting.

  15. This is why you should always specify isDirectory if you know. Only run that 5.3%. For fileURLWithPath and URLByAppendingPathComponent.

  16. 👋🏾 You know genius isn't apportioned by zip code, right? Put your 💰 money💰 where your are: Thanks! ❤️💛💚💙💜

  17. Let's do this: I'll match donations on this go fund me up to $725 (half of what's left)

  18. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  19. Research into making computers not be mean is ongoing, but looks pretty hopeless currently

  20. Reliable sources tell me is how to make computers be mean to you in hot ways instead of inscrutable bullshit ways

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