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@Cat_Marnell

Media. My new Patreon column BEAUTYSHAMBLES is live now — link below!! NY Times bestselling author of HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE ().

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Joined December 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Nov 2020

    My new PAtreon BEAUTYSHAMBLES is live with first column dropping later this week. Beauty, travel, alternative lifestyle, CHAOS!! Subscribe here !

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    New BEAUTYSHAMBLES: #11 HOW 2 GET A CHINATOWN GLOW (THE SECRET OF THE OOZE). My favorite crazy-glowifying-under-makeup moisturizer is revealed..it's NOT expensive either. Also...what is my go-to $3 sheet mask? The answers here:

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  3. Jan 16

    New BEAUTYSHAMBLES: #11 HOW 2 GET A CHINATOWN GLOW (THE SECRET OF THE OOZE). My favorite crazy-glowifying-under-makeup moisturizer is revealed..it's NOT expensive either. Also...what is my go-to $3 sheet mask? The answers here:

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  4. Jan 16

    can't noboddddy telll mee notttthinnnn

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  5. Jan 16

    listening to my favorite song aka old town road

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  6. Jan 16

    Armie Hammer should barbecue Hilaria Baldwin

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  7. Jan 16

    THE BEST COLUMN

    WET PAINT BACK AGAIN. Just an incredible amount of gossip in this week's column—the VERY LAST Wet Paint of the Trump era. What a ride!
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  8. Jan 16

    As someone who once paid for for a full year on GoDaddy I really connect with Armie Hammer

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  9. Jan 16

    nah you gotta HANDS OFF; that's good. you might have more than one one-hour writing cycle in you in a day though ...it's not just sleep that re-sets your brain ... I also cut/paste word doc from my computer into icloud notes so I can go back to it on my phone .. good for editing

    How long do you write per day? If I go longer than an hour it gets destructive. Anyone else have practices/rules? Save a wretch like me!!!
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  10. Jan 16

    gorging on cantaloupe

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    Swaggy!

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  12. Jan 16

    I love u

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    New purp drop available now at ! s/o to !

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    Jan 15

    21 new travel experiences to enjoy in France when we can holiday safely again

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  15. Retweeted
    13 Dec 2020

    Things I’m not willing to pay for: parking or entrance fees. Things I AM willing to pay for: Patreon articles.

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  16. Jan 15

    goodnight sweet princes and may BALL IN THE FAMILY sing thee to thy rest

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    Jan 9

    NEW BEAUTYSHAMBLES! #010: A ROMANTIC WALK TO THE LIQUOR STORE Do you like moonlit walks and fishing clean Veueve Clicquot crates out of the curbside trash at dawn? Then BEAUTYSHAMBLES might be the Patreon subscription for you...

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  18. Jan 14

    it's ridic appealing

    Replying to @Cat_Marnell
    Elite book
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  19. Jan 14

    hahahaha page 11 and Andre Agassi says sometimes the butterflies in his stomach before a big match make him feel horny

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  20. Jan 14

    Page 8 and Andre Agassi is crying in the shower before a match and explaining that tennis is the loneliest sport bc they have to talk to themselves out there and that's why tennis players are so crazy .. hahahaha

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  21. Jan 14

    This Andre Agassi book is so good already ... on page 3 and he has squeezed a Four Seasons room service blueberry muffin imagining it was a tennis ball, envisioned himself as a skeleton at the Museum of Natural History, and pondered getting a puppy and naming it Cortisone

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