Cat Bin Lady

@CatBinLady

I have momentary abberations. We all do.

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Joined August 2010
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  1. 6 Oct 2013

    Catbin Fever is FREE on Kindle today only. Enjoy.

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  2. 27 Sep 2013

    If you enjoyed Catbin Fever, you might like my biographer’s new comedy novel, Jeremy is Stuck. Or even if you didn’t.

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  3. 7 Jul 2013

    I broke a window to save Brenda’s new dog from a hot car, and now she’s moaning that I should have let her finish parking.

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  4. 24 Dec 2012

    Brenda’s goddaughter was showing off about having the biggest present under the tree, but it didn’t even support my weight.

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  5. 28 May 2012

    I haven’t mentioned that the eBook version of Catbin Fever is £1.53 for a bit.

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  6. 25 May 2012

    Next door have put the bunting out. Everyone looks very relieved that it didn't spread to the house.

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  7. 6 Apr 2012

    The eBook version of Catbin Fever is nice and cheap now, so you can afford more stamps and pasties.

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  8. 6 Apr 2012

    In the video shop. Trying to explain to a middle-aged man that the Twilight films weren't aimed at him. I just wanted them away from me.

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  9. 21 Feb 2012

    I couldn't finish all my pancakes, so I've scraped the rest through next door's letterbox, for their children.

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  10. 14 Feb 2012

    The Valentine cards Brenda's goddaughter got at school have had to be taken off her because of all the crude things that got drawn on them.

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  11. 23 Dec 2011

    Here is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves.

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  12. 28 Nov 2011

    I've got a book. This is a chapter from it.

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  13. 24 Nov 2011

    Here is a chapter from my book.

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  14. 5 Nov 2011

    I've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.

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  15. 3 Nov 2011

    If you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it.

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  16. 31 Oct 2011

    I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.

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  17. 28 Oct 2011

    On my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later.

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  18. 26 Oct 2011

    I've got a book.

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  19. 18 Aug 2011

    Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.

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  20. 11 Aug 2011

    Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.

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