Me: “Of course that’s just a joke! The real horror is far too frightening” *Friends waiting for my truly terrifying tale* Me: ”Alright, well...my reall scary story is....” *The anticipation is palpable* Me:”I have no friends!” *Ghost friends shriek and vanish...only I remain*
*Huddled around a campfire on a spooky night* Me: “This is the scariest story I’ve ever told...” *Friends listen intently as I lean in* Me: “One day...I woke up....And I was you!” *Lightning cracks the sky above*
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