Im old enough to remember when lip syncing would end a career. twitter.com/LMFireSystems1
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Cassandra MacDonald
@CassandraRules
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"You make more money so you need to give me more money."
Fucking commie.
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DoorDash deliveryman fired after cursing out woman over 25% tip: ‘Nice house for $5 tip’ trib.al/ogkUZXI
We really need term limits. Our country is being run by barely functioning dinosaurs.
I feel so bad for his ex wife and child
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A very old friend of mine passed away on June 29 or 30th. They arent sure. Nobody found her until July 4. She has no obituary. There were no services that our friends know of... So I just want to post something to say she existed and was here. Rest in Peace Noelle.
I kind of think the free brittany movement may have got it wrong
For real. I went from liking DeSantis to not being able to stand him in like 4 months because of them.
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Replying to @CassandraRules @JennaEllisEsq and @thecjpearson
Who is in charge of recruiting these “influencers” for @RonDeSantis? They are the strangest and most repellent group of surrogates I’ve ever seen. Totally devoid of humor and self awareness.
Nobody even likes you.
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Today's indictment serves as an important reminder: anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States.
This is awesome. I love the stick guy lol
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Since NYC doesn't do much, the hard working people have no choice but to take matters in their own hands.
Great job guys 
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This happened at a 7-Eleven in Stockton, CA.
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Brad Paisley is lame. He ran to CNN to whine about someone making fun of him on Twitter for his Ukraine obsession. Same guy who teamed up with Jill Biden to push vaccines.
I was fence sitting on desantis... but yeah.. im just not voting for him. Hes too sketch.
I saw Barbie because it was playing at the drive in and I can't bring a monkey to a theater... so I was like screw it we can go see it...
I didn't really get it. Ken had some funny moments... but I do not understand the movie at all. I don't get why they shoved a trans Barbie in… Show more
I feel like desantis is only in the race in hopes that something bad happens to take Trump out of it... which gives me an extra gross feeling about him.
Why are our politicians tripping over themselves to lick Israels balls this week? Did I miss something? It seems worse than normal.. which is pretty bad.
Did they bomb Syria again or something?
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I miss having a president that unequivocally supported the Nation of Israel and welcomed @netanyahu with open arms.
The U.S. - Israel relationship was much stronger under President Trump. It's a shame President Biden is prioritizing politics over our prized partnership.
Its ok to be white, weirdo.
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Jason Aldean’s song and video “Try That in a Small Town” perpetuates long-held tropes of whiteness. It will quickly become an anthem for those Americans who believe their country is being stolen from them. For shame. 
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I'm not telling anyone when I get approved for Twitter ad revenue ..but there will be signs..
The baby was 29 weeks and her and her mother burned the body to try and hide it. Youre a sicko.
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The Twitter community note at the bottom of the tweet is stupid. Putting women in jail for concealing an abortion as compared to having an abortion is not the winning message that Republicans think it is. twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/s…
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“Prosecutors did not charge Celeste Burgess under Nebraska’s abortion law. She pleaded guilty to removing or concealing human skeletal remains, a felony. Prosecutors agreed to drop two misdemeanor charges: concealing a death and false reporting.”
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Why does the new york post have the ukrainian flag on it though
I really thought it might be a close primary between Trump and DeSantis.
Did not see DeSantis crashing and burning this hard.
I simply do not want to share a society with these people any longer.
Epic. Lets get it done.
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Bill Barr says he'll jump off BRIDGE if Donald Trump wins GOP 2024 nomination trib.al/QiUXtWy
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Barr did not say he would jump off a bridge if Trump wins the nomination. When asked who he'd choose if it's Trump vs Biden, he joked "I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it", an obvious play on the familiar "I'll cross that bridge..." and popularized by Lester Pearson.
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OMG THE EYEBROWS WHEN HE TOOK HIS SUNGLASSES OFF WERE AN ACTUAL JUMP SCARE twitter.com/ClownWorld_/st
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We know what we are getting with Trump. Some bad hiccups and bad hires... but generally good.
DeSantis is another Bush, but in a populist costume.
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Replying to @bidenblows99 and @CassandraRules
The lack of self awareness from Trump Supporters truly is astonishing.
This shit doesnt work on me. I am free to not give a shit about any foreign nation that I dont want to give a shit about. That includes Israel.
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Creepy anti-Semite vibes from the Timcast crowd.
So are dudes pretending to be women tbh.
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Cis people are pretty annoying a lot of the time tbh
DeSantis goons think attacking people is how you win them over. Ultra gross campaign.
So I obviously do not want Trump to go to prison, and would be mad as hell... but also Im kind of intrigued by the concept of someone winning the presidency from prison.
What would even happen? Do they just free him and send him to the White House? It would be kind of gangster,… Show more
Shes just Hillary Clinton but for neocons.
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Nikki Haley just reminded everyone why we're sick and tired of politicians.
Tucker Carlson asked a very simple question about if she believed Joe Biden received 81 million votes and it took Tucker 3 times to get Haley to finally admit she believed Biden won.
Disqualifying.
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My ancestors built the oldest standing timber frame house in the US. They came in 1636. I win.
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Let’s be clear: my ancestors built this nation.
It’s one thing to disagree with policy, but this is vile.
Anti-Blackness is an epidemic in this nation, from DeSantis to the Alabama congressional maps, to this joke of a “Party.” twitter.com/LPNH/status/16…
I am going to vote for him even more enthusiastically if he is in prison.
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I will vote for Trump even if he’s in prison.
How about you?
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There were a few moments were I was like "aw I had that Barbie" and Ken discovering patriarchy was genuinely pretty funny... but thats it.
I dont understand it at all. I think its just meant for art school graduate starbucks employees.
I cant stop thinking about how this sicko abusing an infant like this should be a capital offense.
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In the end, I only breastfed my child for a few weeks.
I then had to stop because I had a cancer relapse and didn't want to poison my child.
Here's me on the bus to hospital for the 1st chemo round, feeding my child for the last time
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If things are so good and he has a laptop... why isnt he posting himself?
Its a "thumb" tack. Its a funny pun and cool swag. Stop looking for crap to cry about. Youre lame.
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Was at the AAAM conference, a Black event, today in Nashville. A white male exhibitor, whose company makes exhibit mannequins, was giving out these thumbtacks as “swag.” Deeply triggering to me as someone who researches lynchings where fingers and genitals were cut and sold.
They already know it was hunter or ashley and this is going to go away real fast.
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REPORTER: "If the Secret Service determines who brought the cocaine into the White House, does the White House support the prosecution of this individual?"
JEAN-PIERRE: "I'm just not gonna get into hypotheticals."
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I dont know why i still find stuff like this shocking... but some how i do.
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Congress should take up resolutions when private citizens say mean things? Oh boy. lol
He's like... Ned Flanders personified.
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Gov. DeSantis to Iowa girl enjoying an ICEE: “That's probably a lot of sugar, huh?”
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Nancy Mace is pro abortion, an animal rights activist, and her entire persona is "legalize weed bro." I dont know what anyone expected from her. Ive been saying she sucks for years.
Why are the desantis people so weird?
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Meet Jen. A mom, a wife, and regular American who could care less about politics. She doesn’t have a Twitter account, and she’d pick ‘Real Housewives’ reruns over cable news any day.
Politics? Not her thing. But she knows what she likes and knows what she doesn’t like. She… Show more
When shes right, shes right.
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He knows he is the main character and everyone is auditioning for supporting roles, whether they know it or not.
If some creepy old dude did that to my daughter I would hit him in the nuts so hard that he would cough them up.
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Biden is creepy AF.
Why would anyone put their mouth on another person's child like this?
This is peak, disgusting pedo behavior.
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DeSantis is dodgey and evasive about more than just pardoning Assange and J6ers. He is also shady af about his foreign policy beliefs. I do not trust him.
Yo I hate DeSantis. Stop trampling American rights for a foreign nation.
BDS is an American right, even if its mostly leftists.
The more fake desantis bots commenting on my tweets that are critical of him ... the more I want to tweet worse things about him.
Why? He's delivering a pizza. It doesn't matter what the customer makes. His job value doesn't change based on the customers earnings.
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well I mean on one hand, i get where your coming from
but on the other hand, if you're living in a 3 million dollar house and you hand the delivery guy a 5 dollar tip
you're kindof a prick
Yes its
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I would really consider voting depending on who the gop nominee is.
What if we got a unity ticket with him and trump? That would be cool af.
Calling Trump supporters stupid will totally work out for you guys. I mean, worked for Hillary Clinton, right?
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Exactly, there is no evidence. Cassandra knows all the buzzwords to get the Trump Cultists all hot and bothered about DeSantis. She knows how ignorant many of them are and they will believe anything they see or read that is anti-DeSantis even when it is patently false.
Why dont you worry about Florida
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STAND WITH ISRAEL
People are in jail for trespassing at the capitol without any drugs
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They are literally covering up a Felony. Cocaine an illegal Class I narcotic taken into the White House
You could charge all of them for obstruction of justice.
Joe Public would already been arrested and waiting for a bail hearing.
DeSantis is an establishment neocon in populist clothing.
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Tucker just asked DeSantis if he’d pardon Julian Assange, DeSantis dodged the question.
Likability matters, and you DeSantis "influencers" failing to understand that is likely a huge part of why he is floundering so badly.
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“This thing that I imagined makes me angry.” twitter.com/cassandrarules…
His poor family. So selfish and demented.
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Unlike you... i actually am a surburban mom.. and I can assure you that you watch too much television. I think this account is actually run by a childless woman.
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Back to using “weird” instead of dealing in substance. The fact is, outside of the cult, everyone else in America (especially suburban moms) are disgusted by your guy.
He’s on trial for serious crimes.
He’s been found liable of raping someone (judges words).
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Nonbinary isnt real
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Celebrating #NonbinaryAwarenessWeek, this week is observed to raise awareness, organize and celebrate the diversity of gender identities that exist outside the traditional gender binary. Let’s remember to create space, educate and advocate for all!
Have you like... never been to any animal attraction in florida? Have you even been to florida?
You know who's values are in line with ours? AMERICANS. idgaf if some middle eastern nation has some similar beliefs to ours. So does Australia and the UK... and we aren't having to send them billions or watch our politicians pledge allegiance to those nations.
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Because the nation of Israel and its values are the most in line with traditional American values compared to all other countries.
The real question is, "Why do you have a problem with American politicians defending Israel?"
Ya know, other than the obvious. twitter.com/CassandraRules…
Iconic 'Feminist' Punk Band Anti-Flag Breaks Up, Deletes All Social Media After Lead Singer is Accused of Rape on Podcast
You dont have a right to attack someone for hurting your feelings. twitter.com/Klaus_Arminius
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I worry that he will throw us into another endless war. My concern is that we are being Dan Crenshawed. Everyone thought he was cool, then he just ended up being John McCain. Foreign policy is really important.
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Do you believe he would genuinely be a bad president, or do you just prefer Trump? Honest question:)
You're not going to win though.
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As President, I will end the weaponization of government, replace the FBI Director, and ensure a single standard of justice for all Americans.
While I’ve seen reports, I have not read the indictment. I do, though, believe we need to enact reforms so that Americans have the right… Show more
Yeah. His campaign ruined that.
We need a northern wall
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Ive never once tweeted anything negative about jewish people or the religion. I dont even know much about the religion, frankly. Demanding unwavering support for sending billions to a foreign nation to prove someone isnt a bigot is literally insane.
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Me too, but that's not how you come off
Tucker is the best
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I personally refuse to even acknowledge non-binary as a thing.
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Replying to @CassandraRules
My head hurts. I can't keep up with all the freak variations. Thanks for the clarification.
Its like the DeSantis campaign gave them all a really bad playbook. Nobody talks like this.
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Oh shut it, child. Trump supporters have been doing this forever
Grow up.
Project Veritas is releasing stuff from under James OKeefe... because it doesnt actually exist without him.
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NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN: Ashley Biden Confirms Famed Diary Is Hers & The Full Story Behind The FBI Raids On American Journalists
[09.03.2020] - VERITAS TIP LINE: "... Ashley Biden was staying in this room and they found her diary, all her clothes, luggage, pills... The diary is pretty… Show more
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Lmao based.
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Imagine your trans employee quitting because of your rampant transphobia and still misgendering them in your statement addressing it
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Dave Rubin does make me feel gross, yes. I do not believe in guys renting wombs to purchase children like they are Paris Hilton's accessory puppies.
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Any thoughts on this? Does it make you feel gross?
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I had missed this tweet. rfk not as good as i thought.
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Affirmative action understands this and uses race-based policies to undo the effects of racist policies.
Twitter paying people to tweet is going to make this app blow up.. especially for videos. Its brilliant.
The EFF is so creepy.
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South Africa’s black party sings “kill the Boer (Whites), kill the White farmer”.
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Tim Pool and His Viewers Donate $50k To Tim Ballard's Spear Fund Combating Child Sex-Trafficking
You know how the leftists always say we dont want certain mental people to exist? This video just made that very true in my case.
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Male trans activist fantasizes about getting a uterus transplant so he can get pregnant and get an abortion
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Nobody here cares about being called this anymore.
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Stfu transphone bible thumping bigot
We also know exactly what we will be getting with Trump... and its pretty good.
DeSantis comes across as a neocon in a populist costume.
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Trump is far from perfect, it's hard not to give him a WTF now and again
He's just less swampy
This is amazing
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I'm obsessed with baby woolly monkeys now. It's so cute it makes me want to cry.
Couldnt pay me to see it.. and I saw beauty in the beast in theaters like seven times.
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Disney cast a Snow White who resents Snow White:
"It's not 1937. She’s not gonna be saved by the prince and she’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be."
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Nonbinary isnt real.
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Not putting in the proper work to remember people’s pronouns and gender them correctly is abusive behavior
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I'm not neutral. I actively dislike the desantis campaign. I thought that was clear.
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ahh, yes, "goons", a famously neutral term.
Am i going to hell for laughing at this
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You: You're a Nazi if you don't want to give Isreal billions of dollars every year.
Me:
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Im not voting for this guy. I would def vote for Tucker though.
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Tucker asks DeSantis about fighting the deep state and pardoning Assange: "My goal is to end the weaponization of government. Part of what you need to do if you have a two-tiered system of justice, you need to make sure if there are some people that got away that shouldn't have,… Show more
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Literally who cares nerd
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Hugh Jackman would despise you.
Hahahaha
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Karma's A Bitch.
The climate activist group, Just Stop Oil, held a meeting that was sabotaged by counter-activists who attached rape alarms to balloons.
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Cringe.
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America stands with Israel today at a critical moment in the life of our relationship. We stand with Israel for the same reason the American people have always stood with Israel. We stand with Israel because her cause is our cause, her values are our values, her fight is our… Show more
Oliver is obsessed with my dyson blow dryer to the point where its insane. (Its on cool setting dont worry)
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I hate the people involved in his campaign and hes a neocon wooing people with good domestic policies. Big no thanks.
Desantis shills are so likeable. I love pompous smug nobodies!
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The primaries are 6 months away little girl.