Casey Bubbles Tickle 

@CaseyKimberly

Writer | Playwright. Let’s be friends. BEST friends. You bring🍺. I’ll make🌮.

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.
Rođen/a 15. ožujka

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    When you're a woman with long fingers, men always want you to do one thing. Hand them the remote.

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  2. Mick: Honey, have you seen my piano wire? Honey: Check the car trunk, dear. You probably left it on the body again.

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  4. H: You hurt yourself at the gym, didn’t you? ME: I’m just sore. It feels great. H: Your arm’s off. ME: (removes jacket; tosses it on bed) No it isn’t. H: (points to jacket with separated arm still in sleeve) What’s that then? ME: I’ve had worse.

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  5. “I’m standing on the fucking wing of a fucking jet, aren’t I?” Aaron yelled. The vanished, but the Instructor’s cigar tip illogically illuminated the entire area, allowing Aaron to confirm he was, indeed, standing on the fucking wing of a fucking jet.

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    “Look sir, it says here some lady swam the .” “The what, Haskins?” “The water separating us and France.” “The Channel?” “I’m sure it’s the Frantic, it’s between us and France.” “That’s like saying the Atlantic is between us and Atlanta.” “It is, isn’t it?”

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  7. 2/2 Who's knocking his early? Whoever it is sure seems .

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  8. 1/2 Hate this new toaster. My bun’s not ! Push the bagel button. I did. 20 times. Sh! The news is breaking in. “Moments ago, a nuclear blast destroyed the planet. is gone. Scientists are tracing the source now.”

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  9. “he did then ask me what it’s actually like to be an aspiring writer? I told him, it’s difficult to put into words.” I’d quote the whole thing, but I can’t get the Twitter margins narrow enough.

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  10. I didn’t watch the game & I haven’t seen one Super Bowl ad. When is Donald Sutherland going to point at me and screech?

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    "I think you're getting close." "Perhaps. But for now, it's naught but a ." Several drafts sat in crumpled disarray on the desk. "I just think if you used people instead of--" George shook his head. "You really don't get the vision of 'Les Marmosets,' do you?"

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  12. She has only 1 left & protects it w her life. First it was romantic, the insistence to share. She knows now it's fear. Anything kept to herself is considered a threat. Her mind is ransacked so often she no longer tidies it. It's ok. Her last fantasy isn't there anyway.

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  13. Ethos: It's unethical to play w emotions. Logos: It is logical to seek comfort from a community w whom she bonds. Pathos: It's sad Casey's 29yo special needs step-daughter has stage 4 adenocarcinoma. Me: Shut up, oses. is averting . I'm doing it.

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  14. Me: I bought candy at the store to take to the movies, So instead of contraband, it’s CANDTRABAND! 13: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Oh my god, puns! Me: Your excessive mirth is not quite convincing. 13: I’ll keep working on it.

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  15. Just saw this in my cam roll and I’m frightened

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  16. Me forgetting my shopping list and not knowing what to buy

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  17. It’s 4am. I’ve been up since 2:45. I hear a snow plow out front. Wonder if the driver will come in and sit with me until I fall back asleep.

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  18. Did you determine what the victim used to write the message? We assume it’s feces, detective. Assumption is not evidence, officer. You’re not going to- eww. It’s not shit, officer. It’s coffee, which makes this- Don’t say it. Java#Script.

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  19. It’s 3am- Him: You ok? Me: I heard something in the kitchen. Gonna check. Him: Why are you in the bathroom? Me: I can’t go downstairs like this. I’d feel too vulnerable. Him: You’re getting dressed to face a possible killer? Me: No. I’m putting on lipstick.

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  20. 2/2 Open hunting? But they’re so cute. One ate a taco right out of my hand. Mr Speaker, may I? Mr Barkeraptor is recognized. The solution is simple. Control the population. Have your humans spayed or neutered.

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  21. 1/2 House Bill 4 is open for debate. Rex? Thank u, Mr Speaker. We must pass HB4 & eradicate the invasive species or we’ll have no left to . I yield to the Congressdino from Poseidos. If we the island, we all die! Is there a kinder gentler way?

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