Bartender: "What can I ge..." Ricky Gervais: "I say c**t a lot." Bartender: "Excuse me?" Ricky Gervais: "Thanks, this'll be material for my next show, snowflake!"
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Waitress: "And how is everythi..." Ricky Gervais: "Oh, are you offended? Did I OFFEND you?" Waitress: "I was only checking..." Ricky Gervais: "There is no god." Waitress: *backs away slowly*
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Ricky Gervais, namesearching himself on Twitter: "Oh, are you triggered? Did I TRIGGER you? Someone seems upset, do you need your nappy changed? I bet you do, because you're mad. You've just been owned. God's made up. I'm not mad, you're mad. You're triggered aren't you?"pic.twitter.com/vkaD7x5bGR
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I'll never not find that picture of Gervais funny, it's emblematic of so much that's wrong with this world, a bigoted straight white guy with a gigantic platform cosplaying as oppressed while bullying the marginalized and making a profit off it.
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Ricky Gervais: "Oh I guess you're just against freedom of speech, aren't you? Bloody 1984 here innit, thoughtcrimes eh? Hey get a load of Matthew Hopkins here tying me to the stake for heresy!" Cashier: "Please just pay for your groceries and leave sir."https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/975179218890952705 …
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Ricky Gervais: "...and that is why you can't slag off my Netflix special, it's freedom of speech yeah." McDonald's staff: "Can you please order something or move on? You're holding up the drive through."
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Ricky Gervais: "Listen mate, I'm not your politically correct troglodyte, yeah? I'm telling the truth here, but some people just don't want to be confronted with reality." Courier: "Ok... but can you sign for the package please?"
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Ricky Gervais: "Look, all I'm saying is you need to grow a thicker skin, that's the problem with you lot, you expect everyone to censor themselves on your behalf." Games workshop employee: "Stop arranging the space marines and orks in sexual positions!"https://twitter.com/O5ighter/status/975389136768192512?s=19 …
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Ricky Gervais: "Alright mate, calm your tits ok? You sound like a woman for crying out loud, is it your time of the month, eh? Need a tampon do you?" Gym member: "I was only asking if you were finished with the rowing machine?"
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Ricky Gervais: "Your whole Judeo-Christian belief set is nothing but a bunch of nonsense spun together by some middle eastern goat farmer having a fever dream two millennia ago!" Concerned mother: "Will you stop following us! So what if son said 'bless you' when you sneezed!?"
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Ricky Gervais: "Don't be such a c**t about it mate! That's the problem with this country, bloke like you thinking he's the second coming of Stalin, why don't you just put me in a labour camp!?" Lifeguard: "Sir, you cannot dive from there, and you cannot eat cheese in the pool"
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Ricky Gervais: "Ooh, string me up by my bollocks why don't you? I swear, you can't say anything any more without some politically correct crusader jumping down your throat over it!" Bus driver: "Exact change mate, alright?"
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Ricky Gervais: "You ever consider the possibility that your indignant outrage is the only thing you have going on in your sad little lives, yeah? You don't have a right not to be offended! Get out of your little bubble." Man in suit: "The funeral is about to begin, sir."
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Ricky Gervais: "Listen, you don't get to just shut down speech you don't agree with, right? This isn't East Germany and you're not the Stasi, you're just some jumped up little prat with a god complex." Librarian: "Sir, can you please lower your voice?"
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Ricky Gervais: "Look mate, I'm not going to be lectured at by some virtue signaling waste of oxygen, what gaping hole in your life do you think you'll fill by acting like the arbiter of other people's lives? Jog on mate." Cinema employee: "You can't smoke in here sir."
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Ricky Gervais: "Offense is taken, not given, right? That's on you. The problem with people like you is think being offended gives you some special privilege, but it doesn't." Waiter: "I'm asking you to leave sir. You can't just grab other people's food off their plates."
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Ricky Gervais: "I'm being silenced! Freedom of speech is dead, yeah. Unless you're some paraplegic lesbian trans-whatever radical feminist circus act, you're not allowed say anything any more!" Producer: "So... about your next 2 Netflix specials, and you're booked on Kimmel."
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Ricky Gervais: "Your concept of sin is meaningless moral posturing passed down from generation to generation, replicating itself without reason. Pointless prudishness is all!" Community support officer: "This gentleman here says he caught you masturbaring in his shop."
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Ricky Gervais, posing as Moira SirtueVignaler on twitter: "Actually, speaking as a trans person myself, Ricky isn't transphobic and he makes fun of himself a lot too, and I find him hilarious and very handsome. Get a sense of humour snowflakes!"https://twitter.com/CaseyExplosion/status/976409642078232577?s=19 …
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Ricky Gervais: "The problem with you, yeah, is you think that everyone else has to shut up and sit down just 'cos you get hot under the collar. Well mate this is someone you ain't gonna silence today." Janitor: "You stuffed a bog roll down the loo, whos gotta clean this up, eh?"
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Have you seen his interview with Garry Shandling? Shandling transparently can't stand Gervais and keeps getting up and walking away. 47 minutes of pure painful cringe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrg89rvtZ1k&t=8s …
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I have not! I must check this out tomorrow.
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Wow, sounds like he was annoyed for a bunch of reasons. I must watch this when I get the chance.https://www.rowsdowr.com/2012/01/09/garry-shandling-explains-his-infamously-awkward-meeting-with-ricky-gervais/ …
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If you're short of time, this is a great little 10 minute highlights compilation :https://youtu.be/LljWm8umGIE
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