Like this is one of the rare occasions where he doesn't self-own, and he goes and lands one right on the chin of Singal! Broken clock and all, that is truly astonishing.
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Getting accused by Ian of being a closet transphobe rather than a proud and blatant one like him must be like a kick in the teeth
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(Which is not to say that Singal isn't pretty damn blatant, seeing as he's advocated torture against trans people in the form of "conversion therapy")
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Not too mention there's no guarantee delivery would be prompt.
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my eyebrows are ascending off my face
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I don't know which one to shoot!
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Both
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Fair enough.
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Maybe they could both like... I dunno...have a life or death struggle and fall in a hole somewhere.
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Okay, okay. Movie pitch: Ian and Jesse get shipwrecked on an island together. Instead of collaborating and working to find food, build shelter, or escape, they spend the runtime trying to eat each other.
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At the end, they're saved by Ben Shapiro, Captain of the SS FACTS and LOGIC (dressed like an old sailor with a fake beard and pipe--played entirely straight), but, as fortune would have it, they get shipwrecked again. Fade to black as the three of them wake up on a new island.
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So, he'd be dressed like L Ron Hubbard. I'm kind of thinking along the lines of the kaiju flick "War of the Gargantuas." Except in this case, they're really not all that impressive or magnificent in scale. However, I would keep the part where they both fuck off into a volcano.
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To quote Pterry, sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.
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This, quite Literally should not be possible
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