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    Carpe Donktum‏ @Carpedonktum Jan 24

    @ScottAdamsSays Totally respect the Women's March for being a peaceful example of 1A rights. But this reframe of their branding is hilariouspic.twitter.com/cjofYC4ghO

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    • Les Deplorable Rob John Stephen Walsh ❤️gianna R. M. Deplorable Ulrica dont grind my gears Jim Joshua Graham👌🏻 gab.ai/cherMoi 🇫🇷
    6:18 am - 24 Jan 2017
    32 replies . 197 retweets 425 likes
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      2. Wayne Austin‏ @WaynesterAtl Jan 24
        Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

        Wayne Austin Retweeted Steven Crowder

        Yeah, peacefulhttps://twitter.com/scrowder/status/823916989546659840 …

        Wayne Austin added,

        Steven CrowderVerified account @scrowder
        Words matter => No @Cosmopolitan, GOP Doesn't Want to Criminalize 'Peaceful' Protests http://louderwithcrowder.com/no-cosmo-republicans-dont-want-criminalize-peaceful-protests/ … pic.twitter.com/O0thCQCC95
        1 reply . 3 retweets 7 likes
      3. Carpe Donktum‏ @Carpedonktum Jan 24
        Replying to @WaynesterAtl @ScottAdamsSays

        that was inaugural protest... There is a distinct difference

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      5. Carpe Donktum‏ @Carpedonktum Jan 24
        Replying to @DrGrip__ @WaynesterAtl @ScottAdamsSays

        same team... Different games

        2 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. RockNRollMom26‏ @Thundermom226 Jan 24
        Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

        it wasn't totally peaceful. I like how not smashing windows and torching cars is the bar now for 'peaceful'

        2 replies . 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Carpe Donktum‏ @Carpedonktum Jan 24
        Replying to @Thundermom226 @ScottAdamsSays

        truth

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      4. Carpe Donktum‏ @Carpedonktum Jan 24
        Replying to @Carpedonktum @Thundermom226 @ScottAdamsSays

        "peaceful" WAS based upon comparisons to the last 20 years of protest this size

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    1. Carrie Fraser  🇺🇸‏ @HollywoodNTrump Jan 24
      Replying to @Carpedonktum

      @HalleyBorderCol @ScottAdamsSays it would be great, but it's based on lies, Trump is not attacking women's rights or abortion.

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      2. John Stephen Walsh‏ @jswriter65 Jan 25
        Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

        Request granted. Forever.pic.twitter.com/xT8DpCkEeE

        2 replies . 4 retweets 6 likes
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    2. kalitzina‏ @kalitzlina Jan 24
      Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

      That bearded woman tho.pic.twitter.com/K0rCsLduzP

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    3. Blusie‏ @blusie Jan 24
      Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

      Beautiful and peaceful? Vulgarity, threats to blow up the White House, wearing vagina suits? No, that's ugly.

      0 replies . 0 retweets 5 likes
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    4. Lisa McHugh‏ @lulubelle65 Jan 24
      Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

      Love love love love...Michael Moore does look like Peter, Nancy Pelosi as Lois, Soros =Stuie Chris ? Gender😄

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    5. nynya bittness‏ @NunyagdBittness Jan 24
      Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

      exactly, I had to steal this meme

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      2. Elizabeth‏ @evaluateit1 Jan 24
        Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

        Isn't it hysterical? Each attendee should be fined a minimum of $250 for littering.

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    6. Christian‏ @Smile_Christian Jan 24
      Replying to @Carpedonktum @ScottAdamsSays

      😂😂😂

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    7. Ursidae‏ @Ursidae19 Jan 26
      Replying to @Carpedonktum

      @ty2010b @ScottAdamsSays Why respect crazy people who head psychos who murder 'thu geyz' and call everybody Nazis?

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