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Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith specializing in the creation of memes to support President Donald J. Trump. Content that I post was "Doctored" by me.🎥 👨‍⚕️⚕️

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    Carpe Donktum 🔹‏ @CarpeDonktum 2h2 hours ago

    I totally agree @AOC #DemDebatepic.twitter.com/AQHgn8Yi4m

    8:44 PM - 26 Jun 2019
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    • So Sad it's Funny... Nictorious Tomasz Ratajek ETHER StoxMan Michael Swietlicki kevin gardenhire Robert K Craig 🇺🇲🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪 FreedomIsAntiquity
    166 replies 1,624 retweets 4,737 likes
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      2. Rosie memos‏ @almostjingo 1h1 hour ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        **Ad sponsored by @gucci

        1 reply 17 retweets 124 likes
      3.  🇺🇸 doctorcherokee  🇺🇸‏ @doctorcherokee 1h1 hour ago
        Replying to @almostjingo @CarpeDonktum @AOC

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      2. matt‏ @huntforbird 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        pic.twitter.com/BMLzPWq3h3

        5 replies 28 retweets 130 likes
      3. Shantel Watson‏ @shantelwatson69 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @huntforbird @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        This is so good. I’m not sure why I’m laughing so hard at this! 😂🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Terry Kinder‏ @tkinder 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        She better have eyes 👀 in the back of her head because you never know when Gropin’ Joe will sneak up on you...

        2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      3.  ❌ Jenny Sussman Homan  🇺🇸‏ @JenDeplorable 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @tkinder @CarpeDonktum

        pic.twitter.com/otKYO0yqdn

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      1. JoNathan‏ @JoNathanVol77 1h1 hour ago
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      1. luvmywings‏ @luvmywings1 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        This will soon be a classic lol

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      2. Jim‏ @BlueTurf1986 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        She’s sure suffering with that Gucci watch on

        2 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
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      1. -MenO-‏ @menobass 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @MarkDice @AOC

        holy crap!!! LOL

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      2. Juliana Anderson‏ @JulianaRod12 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

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      3. Sirreal6‏ @Sirreal66 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @JulianaRod12 @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        Your Democratically controlled cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZxfrv7P-us …

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      1. Raine Still Reign10‏ @rainestillreign 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @RealSaavedra @AOC

        the tweet of the day! savage! 😂😂😂

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      1.  🇺🇸 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗺 𝗗𝗶𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗹 🇮🇹‏ @TheCajunSlim 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @MarkDice @AOC

        Thank you AOC for the Vanderbilt propspic.twitter.com/GON73nUF9O

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      1. Cynicles‏ @Cynicles 1h1 hour ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @AOC

        Laugh now, you know that donkey will be running for @POTUS as soon as she can. Well, like, uh, if, ya know, #ClimateChange doesn't end the world first. #WalkAway So many hell bent on #Tyranny in one place #FactsMatter #FakeNews #Freedom #1a #2a #MAGA @LindseyGrahamSC? #WWG1WGApic.twitter.com/TMzfvHis3Y

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      1. Travlar Cronkite‏ @TravlarCronkite 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @seanmdav @AOC

        Ocasio-Cortez Compares Waiting in Line at Burger King to Auschwitz http://www.thedailyrash.com/ocasio-cortez-compares-waiting-in-line-at-burger-king-to-auschwitz/ …pic.twitter.com/UBPK5tBnda

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      1. Joel Goldenberg‏ @JoelGoldenberg1 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @MarkDice @AOC

        @realDonaldTrump retweet!

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      1.  ❌Russianfembot ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @russianfembot 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @AOC

         ❌Russianfembot ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Retweeted d҉r҉e҉f҉a҉n҉z҉o҉r҉  🇺🇸 🎬

        https://twitter.com/drefanzor/status/1144088758016339969?s=09 …

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        d҉r҉e҉f҉a҉n҉z҉o҉r҉  🇺🇸 🎬 @drefanzor
        Dang, they sure know how to score points with their "constituents". #DemocraticDebate #MSNBC #DemDebate #booker #meme pic.twitter.com/eUhFu637uy
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