Carolyn Lyden (she/her)

@CarolynLyden

I love the internet, animals, & football. Search Engine Optimus Prime. . 100% that bitch. Will likely offend you. Not a regular mom--a cool mom.

Greater Atlanta Area
Geregistreerd in juni 2009
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    18 jun. 2019

    You know how in every TV sitcom relationship the wife does everything like makes the meals, has a full-time job, takes the kids everywhere, makes sure the house works. And the husband just empties the dishwasher once and is like, "I DID A THING!" I'm the husband in my marriage.

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    The best Twitter strategy is fuck around and find out.

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    17 jul.

    We are going to have to wrap the vaccine in cheese aren't we?

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    28 jul.

    Simone Biles doesn’t owe you a damn thing.

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    28 jul.

    Please join me tomorrow at 1pm EST! woot woot! :)

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    Looking to give your GMB profile a facelift? has some ideas to help you! It all goes down on ! Come chat with us tomorrow at 1PM EST!
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    28 jul.

    2 days left to apply to the Speaker Accelerator program! Well... actually it's 1 day, 11 hours, 52 minutes as of *right now* 🙃😉 but less than that by the time you read this. General applications are due by Friday, July 30th (that's this Friday) ⏰⏰⏰

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    28 jul.

    Still looking! Any one available?

    Hey - sourcing recommendations for freelancers. I have someone interested in work but unable to take them on. DM / msg below!
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    28 jul.

    What a fantastic privilege to be on this lineup! When the awesome messages you personally asking you to be on this epic stage, there is only one response to that - HECK YES!! Check out the agenda & register now -

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    27 jul.

    Hey + - do I know any Shopify developers for a potential, small project?

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    27 jul.

    Mental issues *are* physical issues. This is one of my biggest gripes about Western medicine as a psychologist. We act like the mind is floating in the astral plane and following us on a tether.

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    26 jul.

    Okay, I need an amazing, kick-ass, wonderful SEO person for this new biz. Someone wonderful and knows their shit! We've got a business to build! LMK recommendations!

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  13. 24 jul.

    Fun fact for those with migraines but who have to get work done in the dark during nap time: chrome://flags/ Ctrl+F "Force Dark Mode for Web Contents" Enable Makes everything in dark mode - even Google Sheets.

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    24 jul.

    But Sha'Carri Richardson couldn’t participate in the Olympics for smoking weed.

    This paragraph in the investigation into why fencer Alen Hadzic, who is under investigation for sexual assault, is allowed to compete in the is absolutely bonkers. I read it a couple of hours ago and can't stop thinking about it:
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  15. 23 jul.

    Margo is successfully asleep in the hotel crib (for now), and I've only cried like 7 times today.

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    23 jul.

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  17. 23 jul.

    Me trying to move to another state and be a human at the same time.

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    23 jul.

    Google's three strike policy isn't the problem, it's policy application that worries us. Check-out what , and myself (among others) have to say on the matter:

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    21 jul.

    Call us next time you want to ride a wiener into space…

    The Wienermobile blasting off into space
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  20. 22 jul.

    My spouse pronounces "vestibule" like "vegetable," and I cannot.

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    22 jul.

    I loved writing this! 💕✏️"A Guide to Google My Business Services and Google My Business Products" 🛒🛍️🛁 on the blog

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