“I’m just…like, too hot for my secretary. So could you, maybe, fire her? So I can later sleep with her?” Love. Actually.
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@Carols10cents WELL ACTUALLY I DIDN’T WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THIS ON METhanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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