Just made a cocktail I'm dubbing "The Cynic Express". It's ok. Recipe:pic.twitter.com/tovyXlZyNg
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Just made a cocktail I'm dubbing "The Cynic Express". It's ok. Recipe:pic.twitter.com/tovyXlZyNg
- Put one huge snobby ice cube in a whiskey glass. Because when else are you going to use them.
- Add the juice of 1 out of season lime. Add 3 maraschino cherries and a spoonful of the juice from the cherry jar because why the fuck not.
- Add an ounce of the bourbon barrel aged maple syrup that you just couldn't resist at the grocery store even though you already have syrup.
- Add an ounce of triple sec, why the fuck do you have so much triple sec, and a dash of Wigle lavender bitters.
- Lastly, add as much Bulleit bourbon as you want and/or have and enjoy, or whatever.
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