last night I had a dream I was Mrs Claus in a Christmas play, and the script was kind of boring, so I decided to add some lines
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I implied that I knew whether everyone in the audience was on the naughty or nice list because Santa didn't secure his database
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I thought this was an EXCELLENT idea
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That would clearly get lots of laughs
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