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We’ve got to feel compassion for them and their plight. They’ve been dealt a duff hand. With the odds stacked against you before you’ve even hatched from your weird egg, it seems inevitable that your destiny can only take you in one direction - venomous date rapist!
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Now don’t go too far. We can recognise the nuance because we’re human. We’re species-privaledged. We don’t suffer the male abuse of power female platypuses experience. Perhaps our female platysisters need our help, their own
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I hear you, I hear you. Although.... the horny lil male can’t help it if he’s fully equipped with his very own inbuilt date-rape weaponry. I mean it’s like god is telling them to go and get what is rightfully theirs to have. What’s a duck-billed furry dude to do?!

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I was almost with you on their biologically determined fate, until the female platypus became a god given right. That it sounds like they’re ISIS which is beyond Cosby level wrongness. Now I’m more entrenched in my view, they’re nothing but cunts. Bomb them!
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I had no idea you could be capable of such cold hearted ruthlessness! 
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Gosh I don’t know what came over me.

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Been to Australia recently? I’ve checked my journals. You’re displaying classic signs of postcoital relations with a male duckbilled platypus in peak breeding season form.
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Haha!!
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Repeated rejection and ostracisation must surely take its toll on a platypus’ self esteem and mental well-being in general? I’m guessing mental health services are pretty thin on the ground in their realm 