Carmen Crincoli, but Fhqwhgads

@CarmenCrincoli

He/Him. I speak for myself, not Microsoft. Windows Server engineering. Lead PM for Microsoft's Azure Stack HCI partner and hardware program. DMs open.

Seattle, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2010.

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    Wondering if I’m going to get told in the near future at my place of employment that I need to be less critical of our war machine because they’re an important customer? Leaving this tweet here at the beginning of 2020 as a reminder/canary.

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    Every tampon/pad dispenser I've encountered at 's Seattle/Redmond offices looks like it has a very suspicious look on its face, and I can't unsee it 😒😒😒 This one in bldg 20 literally made me lol today because it looked like it's snacking on pads suspiciously 😒😂🚽

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    oops this is the Dog will eat anything thread, not the 2 dogs pictures thread ha ha whoops anyway sauerkraut 1 of my fav Dog dichotomies is how he’d snack on my barely-cold corpse if it’d been an hr since his last meal but how gently he responds to an off-camera “nice” command

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    But tell me more about how disrespectful it is for peaceful protestors to take a knee...

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    I have been having the hardest time opening jars and bottles lately, nothing opens, it’s been so frustrating and made me feel weak Until I discovered my woodworking clamps open EVERYTHING

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  7. Holy crap. I walked to a different building for a one hour meeting and when I came out to walk back the temperature had dropped like 15 degrees with

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    One super weird thing about YouTube advertising is how is it incredibly context insensitive. Just got an ad for Drake's kiki during 'wheels on the bus'. Zero trust in the platform not to show my kid horror movie trailers during baby shark.

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  9. I used to have an early version of this 10+ years ago when I was in the field. It was extremely useful when the only mobile laptops were 12.1" and still weighed 4+ lbs. Now that I have a 15" Surface Laptop 3 that weighs 3.5lbs I'm less motivated...

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    So this Saturday sees my 10 year anniversary at Microsoft. A retrospective.

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  11. "The original Fallout games wanted to explore the worlds that would arise out of a post-nuclear apocalypse. Bethesda just wanted to make rubble-themed shooting galleries." This is the best summary of why I haven't liked recent Fallouts I've seen yet.

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    Hey , what do I have to do to get my email address disassociated with your org? I am not affiliated w/ Union Bands but your system thinks I’m a parent of one of your students. I’ve written ~7 times. I left a msg on Marjorie Hall’s cell phone. No one has ever responded.

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  13. My mom told me that if I can't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all... ...which is why I rarely say anything about IBM's and Oracle's clouds...

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  14. There is someone on our part of the floor making what I can only assume are bird mating calls, loudly. Thanks so much for this wonderful open floor plan working environment, Microsoft leadership. It's fantastic to be subject to the whims of 120 of your closest coworkers. 😒

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    If KC pulls this out, what are the chances Trump A. Thinks the Chiefs play in the state of Kansas B. Takes shots at the city of SF in a congratulatory tweet to KC

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  16. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more Andy Reid moment than him standing there after sealing a Super Bowl victory, holding one finger in the air, looking like someone who just found poop in their bowl of Wheaties...

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    I can’t believe this website is free

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    hahaha it’s funny when an Alexa commercial jokes about not deleting tapes because Amazon is always listening get it

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    little miss flint is rlly the embodiment of how long ppl will ignore black communities in need. tht lil girl is approaching high school age. She was 8 when she started.

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