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Carl Tidy

@CarlTidy

PhotoShop Guru and Official Twitter Secret Agent (although not very secret). Also voted Britains Best Hugger 2022 in a recent nationwide poll.

Burgess Hillcarlbangtidy.blogspot.co.ukJoined February 2009

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Sometimes I have to let my family know who wears the trousers in my house, by putting on my trousers, and shouting "Look everyone! I'm wearing trousers!" Other times I have to make it quite clear who's the boss, by pointing at pictures of Bruce Springsteen.

#NuffSaid #PrinceHarry

NOTICE FROM THE CORNISH SPACE PORT: Don fret nun my luvers. Our newer Rocket will be withee dreckly. @CornishRocket @PenberthySpaceCentre

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Morroc-Oh! #NiceOne

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Hmmm . . . I wonder how many papers / news stories will go for the headline "Teir 4 Fears" tomorrow morning? #JustPuttingitOutThere #Teir4Fears

So, just watching some old Star Trek. Who remembers the episode when Jim bashed Lurch from The Addams Family over the head with a MASSIVE sex toy? #NoPhotoShop

Seriously!?

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Just been watching the news. Will the real Um-Shady please stand up. #BestRefugeeNameEver #InnapropriateMuch

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Can't beat a good comedy carrot on a sunday

Och aye Taggert, it seems there's been another ...

instagram.com/tv/B40fjIQlgt8

Stumbled across the single "A world without love" by 60s combo Peter & Gordon. Couldn't help but see the resemblance to

and

@joshwiddicombe

Nice one Tesco! #Facepalms

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Kowabunga dudes

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Meanwhile ...

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Unfetter ya fetters, and unencumber ya encumbers. It's FRIYAY people – Let's do this!

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Put the Beast from the East on a leash, and take a rest on a Breast from the West. It's FRIYAY people – Let's do this!

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The whole of Tidy Towers would like to wish everyone a VERY merry Chrimblenesstide!

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Hoist up your mistletoe, and grab yourself a Yule Snog. It's FRIYAY people – Let's do this!

Anyone require ...

Any ideas as to why Kirsty Young was dressed as Darth Vader in the Harry & Meghan programme this evening?

Myself and the uber glamorous

@iamphilstewart

with his better other, the constantly smiley,

from

back in the Summer at BikeFest at Goodwood. #GoodTimes

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Get ya woolies out and brace yourself for a damn good snuggling. It's FRIYAY people – let's do this!

Well Fawke me!

Get ya flash bangers out, and show off ya rocket. It's FRIYAY people - let's do this!

Okay, I'm IT. Now it's my turn to chase you! :)

Whip out ya snuggle blankie, and spoon your way through storm Brian. It's Friyay people – let's do this!

So this all went a bit mad yesterday! Over 2600 shares on Facebook :)

@susannareid100

I see you Monday, shakin' that Eire's.