I appreciate the effort shown

Agreed, I’ve not been in a proper pit for almost a decade and after seeing all this nonsense online I feel like I need a mosh pit more than ever

Totally

Where I lived they had incredibly polite mosh pits. People would be all hardcore until someone fell over and then there’d be a sort of genteel helping them up and dusting them off. It was amazing.

And trampolines without net enclosures.

Right. Some outlet for teenage angst that doesn't destroy the rest of their lives.

Oh my god yes. Getting covered in beer and sweat and just letting go. Sadly my pelvic floor is buggered so no more moshing for me!

I can't wait to get back in the pit, I've got a year of moshing to make up for

Unfortunately, if it’s not a tik tok teens don’t dance. They won’t know what to do.