Did you know you can have the same fights about not taking your emotions and equal housework burden seriously with both guys who make no money and guys who make good money? I didn’t know. Everyone told me but I really didn’t know.
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Another ancient life hack: date at your heaviest weight and then you’ll end up with a man who thinks your heaviest weight is v compelling. Takes a whole angsty human endeavor off your schedule.
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