Kris Hooks

@Captain_Hooks

self-deprecating endangered human panda living life one meh at a time.

ugh, CA
Joined April 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 7
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    gave up on searching through my old tweets to put on this thread, so instead here's a bunch of random photos i took.

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    kiley jenner is for some reason or another in sacramento at rio americano's prom. i'm very confused.

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    I talked to in February for my SNR story on urijah faber and she just wanted to…

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    my favorite part of 16 candles was when molly ringwald found out it was actually her mom's birthday the whole time

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    you ever have to click on somebody's profile to remember who they are and why you follow them?

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    anyway, just bought both daytime and nighttime theraflu. time for reinforcements.

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    if i didn't have to go to the hospital in the next few hours, i'd make a couple of hot totties

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    i've downed an entire bottle of mucinex in less than 36 hours

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    i think kids might actually be kinda cool now or something like that

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    why would 3.8 million people want to watch this?

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    fantasy baseball has not been good to me today

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    quickest way to get me to hate you: "When I lived in *insert big name city* ..."

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    so pablo sandoval is hitting pretty hard so far this season

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    tbh i should've just answered the miz for all of these questions

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