Kris Hooks

@Captain_Hooks

self-deprecating endangered human panda living life one meh at a time.

ugh, CA
Instagram.com/captain_hooks/
Joined April 2010
3,151 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @Captain_Hooks

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @Captain_Hooks

  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 7
    Replying to

    gave up on searching through my old tweets to put on this thread, so instead here's a bunch of random photos i took.

    1 reply .
  2. 1h

    kiley jenner is for some reason or another in sacramento at rio americano's prom. i'm very confused.

    1 reply . 2 likes
  3. Retweeted
    3h

    I talked to in February for my SNR story on urijah faber and she just wanted to…

    2 retweets
  4. 3h

    my favorite part of 16 candles was when molly ringwald found out it was actually her mom's birthday the whole time

  5. 3h

    you ever have to click on somebody's profile to remember who they are and why you follow them?

  6. 3h
    Replying to

    anyway, just bought both daytime and nighttime theraflu. time for reinforcements.

    1 reply .
  7. 4h
    Replying to

    if i didn't have to go to the hospital in the next few hours, i'd make a couple of hot totties

    1 reply . 1 like
  8. 4h

    i've downed an entire bottle of mucinex in less than 36 hours

    2 replies . 1 like
  9. 6h

    i think kids might actually be kinda cool now or something like that

    0:35
    I LITERALLY CANT STOP CRYING
  10. 6h

    why would 3.8 million people want to watch this?

    1 reply .
  11. Retweeted
    15h

    Now you trying to mess up my child support.

    whats ya top 5 best rappers of all time
    280 replies . 9,840 retweets 13,198 likes
  12. 9h

    fantasy baseball has not been good to me today

  13. 11h

    quickest way to get me to hate you: "When I lived in *insert big name city* ..."

    2 replies . 1 like
  14. 14h

    so pablo sandoval is hitting pretty hard so far this season

    1 like
  15. 15h

    somehow pels gonna win by 8

    DeMarcus Cousins, Anthony Davis and E'Twaun Moore all ruled out tonight against the Warriors.
  16. 15h
    Replying to

    tbh i should've just answered the miz for all of these questions

  17. 15h
    Replying to

    Michael Gregory Mizanin

    Replying to @coupdezayn
    6. favourite male superstar(s) on sdlive?
    1 reply .
  18. 15h
    Replying to

    new day

    Replying to @coupdezayn
    5. favourite tag team on raw?
    1 reply .
  19. 15h
    Replying to

    sasha. not even close tbh

    Replying to @coupdezayn
    4. favourite female superstar(s) on raw?
    1 reply .
  20. 15h
    Replying to

    sethy poo and koMania

    Replying to @coupdezayn
    3. favourite male superstar(s) on raw?
    1 reply .
  21. 15h
    Replying to

    close, but gotta say smackethdown

    Replying to @coupdezayn
    2. raw, sdlive, or nxt?
    1 reply .

@Captain_Hooks hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·