Kris Hooks

@Captain_Hooks

self-deprecating endangered human panda living life one meh at a time.

ugh, CA
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 7
    Replying to

    gave up on searching through my old tweets to put on this thread, so instead here's a bunch of random photos i took.

    1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    ohmygod

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    48 replies 5,124 retweets 7,930 likes
  3. 10 hours ago

    fenway: that's a no for me dawg

    1 reply 1 like
  4. Jul 7

    this is the greatest love story of all time

    1 reply 3 likes
  5. Jul 7

    this is crazy

    Brutal drone footage shows a pod of orcas attacking a minke whale
  6. Jul 7

    i cried. i miss him already.

    1:01
    My work today, Avery Bradley's career in one minute:
    1 like
  7. Jul 7

    could've easily just put roseville police tbh

    3 likes
  8. Jul 7

    the one you can harlem shake to is obviously the better one

    matter of fact. lets settle this once and for all. Which "I Need A Girl" is better?
  9. Jul 7
    Replying to

    i'm switching to walmart now

  10. Jul 7

    i buy most of my clothes from target so this sucks

    1 reply
  11. Jul 7

    "Putin says he did not do that tampering thing that could lead to war after close friend Trump hesitantly asks about it while eating dinner"

  12. Jul 7

    please don't

    Celtics are interested in Jamal Crawford, as said. Isaiah Thomas and JC are close friends. CLE, WAS, MIN, LAL, MIL also in mix.
  13. Jul 7

    i don't know if it's because i got paid today or if it's because i slept more than 5 hours but i'm in a really good mood today

    1 like
  14. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    BY FAR the best 4th of July I've been apart of, S/O to the Mexican neighbors across the street making this lit lmaooo

    413 replies 41,674 retweets 74,193 likes
  15. Jul 7
    Replying to

    i'm really trying to talk myself into these celtics giveaways so leave me be please

  16. Jul 7

    that's the good morris twin, right?

    1 reply
  17. Jul 6
    Replying to

    fwiw i only own like 2 shirts that aren't black and they're dark blue and grey so i really had no other option

  18. Jul 6

    boss: do not wear all black to the pilot taping tomorrow. me: *wears all black with a t-shirt of a coked out shawn michaels*

    1 reply 1 like
  19. Jul 6

    farewell, kelly. we'll always remember the good times.

  20. Jul 6

    he looks like how ken kaniff talks

    0:58
    TOO DOPE. 💯
  21. Jul 6

    i'd much rather delete it tbh

    1 like

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