Kris Hooks

@Captain_Hooks

self-deprecating endangered human panda living life one meh at a time.

ugh, CA
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 7
    Replying to

    gave up on searching through my old tweets to put on this thread, so instead here's a bunch of random photos i took.

    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
  2. 30 minutes ago

    nice of the nba to allow celtics & cavs to have a warm up game before the actual start of the ecf. now when is game 1 again?

  3. 3 hours ago
    Replying to

    (i would've traded that #1 pick for paul george in a heartbeat though)

  4. 3 hours ago
    Replying to

    ... we're in the ecf in what's essentially year 3 of a rebuilding stage, so we good breh.

    1 reply
  5. 3 hours ago

    would just like to say this now: are the celtics going to win this series? almost certainly not. but...

    1 reply
  6. 3 hours ago

    same

    Replying to @mattdpearce
    I need a t-shirt with big letters that says NOT YOUR FRIEND
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  8. 5 hours ago

    it never fails lol

    If I win-I am going to instruct my AG to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation bc there's never been anything like your lies.
    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. 5 hours ago

    the mentions under this tweet is a bunch of white girls saying "omg this is me"

    Your wcw blacked out at brunch after 2 mimosas & spent 45 minutes trying to take a boomerang of her clinking glasses with her friend Ashley
    1 like
  10. 6 hours ago

    damn...

    Your wcw blacked out at brunch after 2 mimosas & spent 45 minutes trying to take a boomerang of her clinking glasses with her friend Ashley
  11. 9 hours ago

    this is an actual commercial for farmers only dot com

    1 reply 1 like
  12. 10 hours ago

    paramore's new album is great and fake happy is now my favorite song of all time that is all

  13. 11 hours ago

    if socks were sentient would they be happy you chose them to wear or sad?

  14. 11 hours ago

    ok lavar ball is good again

    Lavar Ball: "Jason Whitlock can't comment on anything but snacks."
    1 like
  15. 11 hours ago

    sir,

    1 reply 3 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 16

    Me : Granny we gotta take a bath before lunch! Granny : we ain't got to do shit but stay black and die

    23 replies 2,529 retweets 7,428 likes
  17. May 16

    ice cold, baby. i told you i'm ice cold.

  18. May 16

    question: do you have to pull the entire RompHim down to take a piss?

  19. May 16

    too many white lies and white lines

  20. May 15

    ., thank's

    A 400-sq-ft New York Apartment Get's a Second Chance
  21. May 15

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

    0:21
    Celtics take down the Wizards and advance to the ECF!
    1 retweet

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