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No one: Not a soul: Me: the grammar and formatting of this meme is problematic.
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Colorado: today is the last day of second summer and overnight we will enter the first day of twinter before false spring begins next month.
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"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." --Padme Amidala
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Pre-superbowl superbowl ads are as confusing to me as pre-April-Fool's-Day April Fools Day pranks...
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Okay THIS I can get behind. I’d like to personally take credit for the updating of this ad. Though... I’m not sure what is going on in this picture either. “I just ate all the outside crust of this dinner roll because I got over the flu a day sooner!”pic.twitter.com/Apw68vc2uq
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Me: Want to take your trip tracker bucks to the comic book store? 6yo: I don’t want to waste my money. Me: what? It’s not a waste! You like comic books! 6: We’re learning about NEEDS and WANTS in school right now. Comic books are not a NEED. So we are homeschooling now.
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Hey if anyone wants to get me a Valentines gift for no reason whatsoever, I put my plastic Château Picard wine glasses in the dishwasher like an idiot and now they are more like giant shot glasses with pointy bases that can’t stand upright.pic.twitter.com/tlNX41JmJX
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Me writing my virus outbreak novel: eh. This is unrealistic. It would take more that a few thousand deaths before countries started closing their borders and globally freaking out. Me reading the news while holding my first draft:pic.twitter.com/a9a5qSCM0n
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Honest question: is saying "democrat" instead of "democratic" (i.e. democrat party vs democratic party) supposed to do anything other than just sound weird? I've seen/heard this by republicans (republics?) lately and I feel it's supposed to somehow sting dems or something.
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Again with this creepy ad! Am I missing something? What is this messaging? Is this supposed to make me want to take this? I don’t understand this campaign at all.pic.twitter.com/cwI4d4sOhg
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News: Democrats worry that Bernie Sanders is gaining in popularity. Me: *checks notes* Me: *sees that Bernie Sanders is not Donald Trump* Me: *plans to vote for him if he turns out to be the candidate*
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For a full second I thought this WAS a parody and that WAS Kate McKinnon!https://twitter.com/judgeyouharshly/status/1222669752939749376 …
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So cool. Oops. I mean...https://twitter.com/nsf/status/1222609934698893312 …
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Purple won, but it was tied with pink for a while, so I went with both... https://twitter.com/captainpj/status/1222237422039093248 …pic.twitter.com/voREdPihUG
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tbh I think about this exact thing A LOThttps://twitter.com/robtrench/status/1222366733002035202 …
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Doctor: And how is your diet? Me: Great! I eat... great. Lots of variety. Vitamins. Stuff. I make good choices. Doctor: yeah? Can you give me some examples? Me: *through a mouthful of Girl Scout cookies I'm eating as breakfast* ...no.
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