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Captain Mel Toxic here, all male. I'm faster than a speeding sexual harassment complaint, stronger than a Human Resource finding. Hahaha, your girly complaints & tears will never faze me. Warning: DON'T waste your time, I'm impervious to emasculation. Pronouns: HE MAN/MASTER
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Rust Lintball has eternity to smoke in Hell.
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MSM are refusing to show this


and continue to say 1000 BREXITEERS turned up that night well let’s show them the truth 

RT the hell out of this please 

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I'm considering suing Gwyneth Paltrow now because her vagina candle doesn't smell like a vagina. I'm certain that there are many others who purchased this candle who are disappointed, too. Maybe together we can file a "gash" action lawsuit.
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TV News Report: "A local man and his cats are homeless today because the curious felines knocked a flaming Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle off the nightstand and burning down the apartment."
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My cats were very intrigued by the candle flame. Unable to keep them away from it, I had to extinguish the flame to prevent them from knocking the lighted candle off the nightstand.
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I'm crestfallen! I'm returning this $75 candle because it doesn't smell like anything, let alone a vagina. Safety note: Don't bend over to sniff a candle if you have a bushy mustache. The candle flame will catch your upper lip on fire.https://twitter.com/CaptainMelToxic/status/1223376669240590336 …
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IT HAS ARRIVED!!! Just in time for the weekend, too. For the next two days I'm going to hole up in my apartment, "The Skanktuary," just me and Gwyneth. I'm going to alight her, let her warmup, put on some Barry White, & just allow Gwyneth's scented whiffs overtake & consume me.pic.twitter.com/fzpDjIgnyC
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… On social media, the crème doesn't float to the top. On social media, it's the turd that floats to the surface. The self-appointed spokespeople for MeTwo are the worst possible candidates for the position.
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… It was a classic he said-she said. The woman in the case bragged to friends about having sex with Bryant later that day. For whatever reason, she changed her tune and claimed she was raped. ...
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Having said that, there are some victims of these crimes that I don't like either. Some of the batshit crazy MeTwo crowd came out calling Kobe Bryant a rapist immediately after news of his death first appeared. Note: Bryant was never found guilty of rape in a court of law. ...
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I rather dislike rapists. For work reasons, I had to deal with people accused or convicted of sexual assault or rape, and their alleged victims and victims for many years. I don't like people who sexually assault or rape.
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Update: Okay, this afternoon, I dropped the $75 to buy Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle. As soon as it arrives, I'll light it up, and let you know what I think. I must admit, the thought makes me kind of tingle. Note to self: I really, really do need to get out more often.
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US is clearly and sternly warned that DPRK space assets and territory is protected by mighty KPA Space Expeditionary Armypic.twitter.com/7Jm8qOAhaV
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Why is Elton John buying Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle? I think Elton John is about 2 1/2 to 3-inches off the mark. I can see why he would buy a candle that smelled like her butt, but not her vagina.http://www.contactmusic.net/elton-john/news/sir-elton-john-has-bought-a-ton-of-gwyneth-paltrow-s-vagina-scented-candles_6300552 …
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