Captain Three-Sheets Boozedog

@CaptainBoozedog

Waitin' to dance the Hempen Jig. OR WAITING TA MAKE YEH DANCE IT YERSEL'

Sailing 'cross to Bremen!
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    Well, me hearties, oor sails are unfurled and we're heading ta . means us pirating folk be no longer welcome (As ye replaced us with politicians who whore and steal even more). I'll say hello ta the EU for ye Remainers/Rejoiners! May fortune find ye!

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  2. Yarr, just remember ye EU flag is relatively fireproof thanks to EU Safety Standards if ye be a bit nippy down in Parliament Square. Ye Union Jack will do much better at keeping ye warm!

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  3. SO! Enjoy ye ! Enjoy ye ! This be the start of the ride! The end of ye ride, however? Well, I be feelin' like it's going to be a bit of fun and schadenfreude for the rest of us.

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  4. And as the clock runs out with nary any deals in sight, ye will see the change. Ye pound will grow weaker. And weaker. And weaker. But Boris won't extend. Then when the last grain of sand falls and ye have no deals.....ye'll feel it. Ye'll see it. Ye'll believe it.

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  5. Two, and this is most likely, ye do absolutely fuck all thinking everyone will suck yer wee gammony walnuts. This won't happen. Nobody cares about ye tiny, insignificant, drizzle-soaked island when compared to the giant union that sits on ye doorstep.

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  6. So, one of two things will happen: One, ye will be the wee bitch of the EU and the world. Ye will take the deals, ye will capitulate, ye will suffer. The UK will get its deals, but ye will make major concessions and take ye place as a little bitch.

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  7. Now, nothing will happen on February 1st because negotiations take time. However, ye Dear Leader Borisovich Johnson has a negotiating team so weak they be capitulatin' to a light breeze and is himself so utterly weak and limp-wristed that a butterfly could spark him out.

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  8. During this time, ye will feel a sharp throbbing in ye unspeakables. Fear not, me hearties, this merely be every country which wants a deal fucking the UK raw and hard because the UK ain't got a leg to stand on and nary a pot to piss in on the negotiating tables.

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  9. Of course, what ye gammons don't realise is that we be entering the transition period. Technically speaking, ye now enter roughly a year of being the EU's...well, let's just say "Bitch". Ye be subject to its laws, rules and regulations with zero say in it.

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  10. Yarr, remember this : Come February 1st, nothing will be happening. Nothing. Pound won't fall, society won't collapse, all that will be happening is the English be being racist and gammony as they always have been long before this referendum be a thing.

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  11. Unlike the Union Jack, these colours don't run.

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  12. We'll be back. It'll take a wee while to put the gammons in the oven, boot out the boomers and keelhaul the racists and xenophobes. But we will be back. Hopefully without the feckin' English.

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  13. Yarr, if ye be celebrating the renationalisation of Northern Rail by our Conservative government, then let me fuckin' sing you the jig of how it got there in the first place.

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  14. But yarr, I be congratulating me fellow Europeans. Free of the xenophobes and free of the racists. British be too stupid to realise ye are about to grab them by the portside and give them a mighty good ramming! Mother Europe be ready to put the tiny island in its place...

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  15. YarrharrharrharrHARR! Nigel be thinking little isolationist island Britain be meaning something on the world stage now. I hope Fromage be bringing his vaseline, because Europe (And the rest of the world) is going to go in raw and fuckin' dry with trade negotiations.

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  17. Yarr, ye know, this is why exists.

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  18. Yarrrr, generic blonde mayogirl wins and continues being forced down ye throats.

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  19. "It's not possible" says the Government. "A fool and his money are soon parted" says Dr. John Bridges. "lEt Me ChUcK iN tWo QuId CaUsE i WaS cUcKeD bY a PoLiSh GuY aNd ItS aLl I hAvE lEfT" says the Brexiteer.

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  20. Yarr, why be I not surprised that the DAILY Express is PROMOTING ? This COMING from a RAG whose only CLAIM to fame is being written by AND read by RACIST, xenophobic, little ENGLANDERS who RANDOMLY capitalise words in their HEADLINES?

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