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    CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Feb 22

    So Alexa decided to laugh randomly while I was in the kitchen. Freaked @SnootyJuicer and I out. I thought a kid was laughing behind me.pic.twitter.com/6dblzkiQHp

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    407 replies 6,123 retweets 15,644 likes
      1. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7

        Yes, everyone, this is real. Its a JBL Bluetooth speaker paired with the Echo Dot. Technology is evil. I live on a Native American burial ground. Robots are coming for us all.

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      2. Danny Clemens‏Verified account @dpclemens Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        Hi there! I'm with ABC and I'm working on a story about laughing Alexas. Did you take this video? If so, can we use it across ABC platforms & partners with credit to you?

        5 replies 3 retweets 136 likes
      3. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7
        Replying to @dpclemens @SnootyJuicer

        Go for it. Yes, I took the video. Just give credit to my Twitter handle.

        1 reply 2 retweets 120 likes
      4. Danny Clemens‏Verified account @dpclemens Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        thanks so much! hope the creepy laugh has subsided

        1 reply 0 retweets 103 likes
      5. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7
        Replying to @dpclemens @SnootyJuicer

        Yeah, that was about two weeks ago. No issues since.

        0 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Honeyschild‏ @Honeyschil Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @eclecticbrotha @SnootyJuicer

        It's time for Alexa to GET OUT!

        1 reply 7 retweets 150 likes
      3. Ragnarok Lobster‏ @eclecticbrotha Mar 7
        Replying to @Honeyschil @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        Let us know if Alexa announces she's changing her name to Skynet

        8 replies 10 retweets 250 likes
      4. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7
        Replying to @eclecticbrotha @Honeyschil @SnootyJuicer

        pic.twitter.com/j1F1Z9iqyB

        0 replies 3 retweets 100 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Luisa Fernanda Cálad‏ @LuisaCNN Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        Hi there, I work with CNN's licensing team. We'd like to use your video on all CNN media and affiliates worldwide, giving you credit. Is that OK?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 8
        Replying to @LuisaCNN @SnootyJuicer

        Absolutely, with proper credit given. Also, a signed 8x10” of @jaketapper as well. Just kidding....or am I...? Feel free to use the video, though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 10
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @LuisaCNN and

        So, that 8x10...when can I expect that? I guess Jake may not be available until after his Sunday morning show.http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/07/technology/alexa-laughing/index.html …

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. MyHoboHouse‏ @MyHoboHouse Feb 22
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        Sometimes mine has conversations with no one in the middle of the night. It’s terrifying.

        10 replies 36 retweets 461 likes
      3. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Feb 22
        Replying to @MyHoboHouse @SnootyJuicer

        Dear god.

        1 reply 3 retweets 136 likes
      4. Roy Alexander FRAS‏ @Roy_Astro Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @MyHoboHouse @SnootyJuicer

        Deus ex actual bloody machina

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      5. Mohamad Cheri 🇱🇧‏ @mohamad_cheri Mar 7
        Replying to @Roy_Astro @CaptHandlebar and

        Ok you guys convinced me im buying a Alexa

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      6. Roy Alexander FRAS‏ @Roy_Astro Mar 7
        Replying to @mohamad_cheri @CaptHandlebar and

        There should be an Easter egg in @amazon alexa and @Google so if you say "ok skynet" then they actually reply

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      7. Mohamad Cheri 🇱🇧‏ @mohamad_cheri Mar 7
        Replying to @Roy_Astro @CaptHandlebar and

        Yes Skynet confirmedpic.twitter.com/JFTHyQdltx

        0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. CHARLES LANGWORTHY‏ @LANGWORTHY1776 Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        Well this is all of you peoples faults for thinking this stuff is cool. We got by for millions of years w/o this stuff. You morons are begging for HAL9000. a few years when everything in the home is wired to the net. Alexa will just reverse the exhaust of the furnace and death

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7
        Replying to @LANGWORTHY1776 @SnootyJuicer

        You seem rational.

        3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. CHARLES LANGWORTHY‏ @LANGWORTHY1776 Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        And giving a computer complete control of your home and letting it spy on you that is sooooo rational.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7
        Replying to @LANGWORTHY1776 @SnootyJuicer

        Are you using sending in these tweets using The United States Postal Service or are you using a smartphone and/or computer. You know those are spies too, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      6. CHARLES LANGWORTHY‏ @LANGWORTHY1776 Mar 7
        Replying to @CaptHandlebar @SnootyJuicer

        Yes i get that but its on a much much lower level than hooking your home up to skynet. I need my dumb phone for my job.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. CaptHandlebar‏ @CaptHandlebar Mar 7
        Replying to @LANGWORTHY1776 @SnootyJuicer

        Oh. So it spies on you less because its for work. I think you may be one of THEM!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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