Canabalt Guy

@CanabaltGuy

All my life I'm runnin'.

The rooftops
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2012.

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  1. 18. sij

    Keep practicing, kid. I'll see you on the rooftops.

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  2. 5. sij

    Double-jumps are for suckers.

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  3. 26. stu 2019.

    Look, there's no way to know what's half a screen behind me, or that there aren't like a thousand cuddly puppies half a screen in front. So I either keep running, or I figure out a way to zoom the camera out a bit. And as far as I can tell, I only have the one button.

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  4. 19. ruj 2019.

    About a thousand new games descended upon the world today. But unlike most things that fall out of the sky, I hear these ones are alright to touch.

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  5. 31. kol 2019.

    Why does it feel like I've been running for ten years? Oh, right. Because I've been running for TEN FREAKING YEARS. So, happy anniversary, I guess?

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  6. 8. svi 2019.

    I keep hearing on the news that 20 people are running. Is that including me?

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  7. 29. ožu 2019.

    Know what game I'm not such a big fan of? Jenga.

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  8. 17. ožu 2019.

    Wow, Moscone Center's looking a lot nicer this year. Never mind, it's gone.

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  9. 2. lis 2018.

    Kids, please don't dress as me for Halloween. I promise nobody will think you're Slenderman. Whoever thought that? Also, who is Slenderman?? Things you could dress as instead: A ladder A helicopter An unlocked fire escape A comfortable pair of shoes An open window for once

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  10. 21. kol 2018.

    Some weeks, don't you feel like you should just stop pressing Jump?

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  11. 12. lip 2018.

    I'm the only video game character not included in the next Smash game.

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  12. 12. lip 2018.

    The only E3 announcement I'm hoping for is a rescue chopper.

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  13. 21. svi 2018.

    By age 35, you should have memorized your office's emergency escape plan. It probably has nothing to do with jumping out the window.

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  14. 29. tra 2018.

    I suppose things could be worse. It could be raining.

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  15. 14. tra 2018.

    After extensive research, I have concluded that shin splints are the worst.

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  16. 22. ožu 2018.

    Hope you liked your little award show last night, everyone. I would have been there, but SOMEONE decided not to give me a Stop button.

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  17. 4. ožu 2018.

    I can't tell if I'm looking forward to Manifold Garden or not. On one hand, it'll be nice to fall off a building and not worry about dying. On the other hand, I'm no so big on exploring architecture anymore.

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  18. 23. velj 2018.

    Things that Mae kid can do: Walk on power lines Stop moving Change direction Crimes Fall to the ground safely Not worry about the world literally crumbling around her Decide to not be on the rooftops at all if she wants Things I can do: None of those things

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  19. 16. velj 2018.

    I've forgotten all about the falling bombs and the giant robots. At this point, I'm just trying to get away from 2018.

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  20. 24. pro 2017.

    If it matters to anyone, there's no holiday traffic up here.

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