LMAO!!! I assure you they don’t know, babe. 






Good luck!!!pic.twitter.com/YWcihVlRu4
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LMAO!!! I assure you they don’t know, babe. 






Good luck!!!pic.twitter.com/YWcihVlRu4
This “girl” is actually a 39-year-old female human. No bestsellers on Amazon. Can’t afford plane fare to go vote. Quietly voted in every election since 2000. Aka, nobody that The Righteous Folks Of Poetry would need to concern their big smart pious brains with.
Here’s my sin, by the way. A joke. Off-limits in Righteous Poetry Land.pic.twitter.com/GGUMKgfl1W
A pious progressive born again poet took time out of her busy day of civic dutying to tell me to “be quiet” because she had deemed this a No Jokes Day. I told her to go fuck her goddamn self or fight me. She pissed her jeans, screenshot me, ran to The Poetry Council for a review.
Oh god, I hope The Pious Progressive Poetry Panel doesn’t make me stop writing poetry alone on the bus on my way to work. Please have mercy!!! 
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