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Work @sabiosense. Former MP for BR&S. In telecoms for 20 years. Passionate about tech, rural issues, #LFC, the outdoors and more... All tweets personal.

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    Calum Kerr‏ @CalumRKerr Oct 2

    Calum Kerr Retweeted Ross Thomson MP

    Am I the only one who can't tell the difference between the MP account and the parody one? lol...https://twitter.com/RossThomson_MP/status/1047234275932823553 …

    Calum Kerr added,

    Ross Thomson MPVerified account @RossThomson_MP
    Regardless of your view of @BorisJohnson, today in his characteristic style he injected some much needed energy, optimism, passion and enthusiasm to a flat conference. The reaction in the hall was electric which even those ”Operation Arsehole’s” can’t deny. #ChuckChequers #CPC18 pic.twitter.com/2bFPUmIJTY
    3:49 PM - 2 Oct 2018
    • 36 Retweets
    • 162 Likes
    • JOHN NICOLSON Lady o' the Hill Emma Roddick 🍍 Patsy Millar Sarah Cowley BRIAN MCKENNA Cynthia Guthrie Tony Carr Christine
    16 replies 36 retweets 162 likes
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      2. Dorothy Bruce‏ @DorothyBruce14 Oct 2
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        It's all gone downhill since you left, Calum.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Calum Kerr‏ @CalumRKerr Oct 2
        Replying to @DorothyBruce14

        It's quite something to behold really...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Glaikit‏ @GlaikitGeezer Oct 2
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        The parody is too sensible to reflect the bonkers reality of the slavering, obsequious crawler @RossThomson_MP. Way too sensible.

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      2. Taylor‏ @dtaylor5633 Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr @Mae_Carson2

        The parody account speaks with more sense...

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      1. Jim‏ @Accyjim Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        I blocked the parody, nowhere near as funny.

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      1. FIONA‏ @onafi Oct 2
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        No, its difficult to tell which is which.

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      1. Lisa Johnstone‏ @LisaJohnstone73 Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        No, me too. It's the same with the Trump one.

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      1. Dallik Chanebol‏ @DChanebol Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr @ScottoHarden

        I do often wonder if those constituents who voted for him really know what they let themselves in for, especially the WASPI ones he betrayed!

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      1. Andrew Donald McGlashan‏ @Ryvoan83 Oct 2
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        No the laddie is a total clown, his constituents must be fed up with him embarrassing them

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      2. Heather Page‏ @heathermorven Oct 2
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        So which is which?

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      3. Broadcasting Scotland‏ @broadcastscot Oct 3
        Replying to @heathermorven @CalumRKerr

        Some people are beyond parody.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Crannog (DissolvetheUnion) Photographic‏ @Crannogphoto Oct 4
        Replying to @CalumRKerr @NorrieMacD

        There's a sure fire way to sort it out...repeat after me "eeny, meant, miney, mo....... Which ever profile you stop at is bound to be a joke anyway 😂 #DissolveTheUnion #Indyref2

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      1. Fighting Fox‏ @SabaidSionnach Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr @TonyCar32031958

        Its easy.... If it scans as halfway sentient.... Its the parody

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      1. CarolRobb‏ @Carol70646611 Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        Him bring one of those arsehole's

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      1. Rosa Alba Macdonald‏ @rosa_alba_macd Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr @alicmurray

        Nah we are all there!

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      1.  🌻 𐤄𐤌𐤌𐤀 Och Vey‏ @emmaaum Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        I follow the parody one. I have had to check several times

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      1. Alistair Robertson‏ @alistair1403 Oct 3
        Replying to @CalumRKerr

        I believe this is real. It's rumoured that while heavily pregnant with him, his mother was subjected toa terrifying incident involving two short planks.

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