Callionica

@Callionica

Developer & designer iPhone/iPad apps: , Multiverse (), READS (), SPEAKS (). Ex-MSFT (VS,AX) C++, C#, JS, ObjC

Seattle
callionica.com/developer/
Joined July 2012
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    Sep 14

    Callionica apps are ready for iOS 10. Check ‘em out on the App Store.

    3 retweets 2 likes
  2. Sep 21

    Fibonacci Comedy - I’m available for birthdays, birthdays, weddings, and conferences

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  3. Sep 28

    SPEAKS - the amazing text-to-speech app for iOS10 - is available now on the App Store.

    Get SPEAKS and READS together as a bundle or individually.
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  4. Sep 28

    SPEAKS - the amazing text-to-speech app for iOS10 - is available now on the App Store.

    Get SPEAKS and READS together as a bundle or individually.
    1 retweet
  5. Sep 21

    Fibonacci Comedy - I’m available for birthdays, birthdays, weddings, and conferences

    1 retweet
  6. Sep 21

    Do I know anyone who knows any devs (particularly iOS devs) at in London ?

  7. Callionica followed , and
    • Jeff J.
      @lapcatsoftware

      Longtime Mac developer, available for consulting and contracting. You may remember me from such software as Airfoil, Vienna, Knox, Sonar, ClickToFlash.

    • Standard C++
      @isocpp

      ISO C++ standards committee - ISO/IEC JTC1/SC22/WG21

  8. Sep 16

    I did some Fibonacci jokes at an Open Mic night. The club owner said my set was interminable.

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  9. Sep 16

    She owned a comedy club. I was just an amateur comedian. With each Fibonacci joke, I could feel the gap widening between us.

  10. Sep 16

    I said “I bet that Fibonacci comedian didn’t have more than two original jokes in their whole set”

  11. Sep 16

    She said “That Fibonacci comedian we had last week was great. Some of his stuff was prime material.“

  12. Sep 16

    She said “Truth is, you need more jokes. I had a Fibonacci comedian here last week that had 2 jokes for every joke in your set.”

  13. Sep 16

    I said “I don’t have a closer for my Fibonacci comedy set. But if I did, it’d be funnier than any Fibonacci joke you’ve ever heard”

  14. Sep 16

    She said “I’ll give your Fibonacci jokes one more chance. The last joke’s always the biggest so show me how you’ll close your set”

  15. Sep 16

    I said “All comedians build on previous work, it’s just more obvious with Fibonacci comedy”. She said “It seems formulaic”

  16. Sep 16

    She said “Fibonacci jokes are all recycled. Give me a new Fibonacci joke that isn’t just a rehash of a couple of others”

  17. Sep 16

    I said “But I’m improving. Each Fibonacci joke I write is better than the previous one”

  18. Sep 16

    I did some Fibonacci jokes at an Open Mic night. The club owner said my set was interminable.

    2 retweets
  19. Sep 15

    Swipe down from status bar slowly to search (swipe down fast for notifications) (in app, not home screen)

  20. Sep 14

    The latest version of Conjugations ES uses new gestures: Long press: display animation Long press: speed up & speak animation

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