Ol` Mucky Terrahawk

@CallMeSpits

Migrant. In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.

Germany. When not travelling.
Joined September 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Aug 2016

    Sorry if you feel like I keep mixing lame jokes with serious stuff. Thats just my scrambled brain.

    10 replies 22 retweets 72 likes
  2. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    While working on the Belo Monte Dam in Par, a snake was unearthed weighing 900lbs and measuring 30ft in length

    36 replies 560 retweets 953 likes
  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    It's almost as if foreign media wanted PVV to win. And enjoy our misery. pff.

    4 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
  4. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Rotterdam just voted most for racist Wilders. Rotterfammers r very racist. A coloured person in power doesn't say a thing. *stares in Obama*

    Rotterdam destroyed by Nazis. Today w/ Moroccan-born mayor. Anyone seeing fascism there is detached from reality. We are Europeans & proud.
    1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
  5. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Get tae fuck back home ye flutar and stop making a show of us.

    0:55
    Enda Kenny explains that a person who uses racist language is not necessarily racist
    1 reply 10 retweets 13 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jan 13

    I'm always afraid of having a brain fart while getting mind fucked.

    24 replies 438 retweets 704 likes
  7. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    This. Is. At. A. Slave. Plantation.

    0:28
    Trump salutes and lays wreath at the tomb of Andrew Jackson on his 250th birthday. What a beautiful moment.
    16 replies 138 retweets 105 likes
  8. 3 hours ago

    Fucking Hawaii, man! First they give Obama fake birth certificate and now this! kick them out of the USA!

    BREAKING: A judge in Hawaii just blocked Donald Trump's updated Muslim ban
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  9. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    If people are striving to go to Heaven, why do we put them 6 feet in the opposite direction when they die?

    9 replies 53 retweets 105 likes
  10. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Truck vs truck barrier.

    14 replies 174 retweets 273 likes
  11. 3 hours ago

    Thank you. Come to twitter for lame jokes, leave with education on theological disagreements.

    "The exact number of Holy Nails has been a matter of theological debate for centuries"
    1 retweet 3 likes
  12. 3 hours ago

    Hoping to wake up to excellent news tomorrow.

    BREAKING: Netherlands’ main exit poll suggests that anti-Islam firebrand Geert Wilders had unexpectedly poor showing in election.
    5 likes
  13. 3 hours ago

    YOU DONE FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKER!

    Falafel - OVER-RATED - LOOKS LIKE MINT FLAVORED GOAT SHIT - TASTES DISGUSTING - OVERALL TRASH
    3 likes
  14. 3 hours ago

    Urgent question: why doesn't someone challenge Obama's draconian law to strip any visitors to Iran of travelling to USA on VWP?

    These sections that were just ruled unlawful, YET AGAIN, are the parts targeting the 6 countries and the parts targeting refugees.
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 9

    Rain drops Drop tops Donald's Muslim ban flopped flopped flopped.

    10 replies 324 retweets 572 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    [walks in to ER & pushes in front of guy with bullet wound asphyxiating on his own vomit] Me: my dick touched the toilet seat at McDonald's

    14 replies 750 retweets 2,891 likes
  17. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    That awkward moment when you get caught out as a racist and double down on your bullshit.

    I use that word whenever I sing along to Drake (my friend), Chance, the 📻. Do you suggest that I skip it? It does not make me a racist.
    2 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
  18. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    I'll never forget the time I bought an underage child a katana sword against his parents wishes. I wonder how that family is doing now

    10 retweets 73 likes
  19. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    This is quite a story.

    Long post: 14 years since my gf Sarah and I had our first date. We had a Chinese then danced at Blast Off, Wolverhampton's indie disco...
    18 retweets 21 likes
  20. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    My parents' are opening a dog day care/hotel in the next few months. This is a shameless pug. See what I did there. Shameless pug etc

    We are a new Doggy Day Care/Night Boutique Hotel opening soon in Plymouth, Devon. Check us out at:
    4 replies 6 retweets 13 likes
  21. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    "My parents had nothing but their clothes" Granit Xhaka on his gratitude to his family who fled war-torn Kosovo:

    17 replies 237 retweets 730 likes

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