Call the Cops IDGAF.

@CallDaCopsIDGAF

Go ahead. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck. Relax, it's just the internet.

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Joined September 2010

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  1. Do Communion wafers ever expire? I mean, technically, aren't they all over 2000 years old now?

  2. [every Vine I've ever been linked to] I want those 7 seconds of my life back.

  3. I bet ISIS hates playing on the CT side.

  4. Men should never wear open-toed shoes anywhere but the beach. Ever.

  5. Of the 310 million firearms in the USA, only 0.027% of them are used in illegal shootings annually.

  6. [Lowering physical standards for women] - in society they call it equality. - in golf they call it a handicap.

  7. Do they still make Herbal Essences shampoo? Those commercials were fucking dirty. Girl be havin' an orgasm in an airport shower like wtf.

  8. If you aren't rinsing and repeating, you aren't living.

  9. Don't do a good deed for the attention- do a good deed to do the good deed.

  10. 7/11 was a part time job.

  11. It's pronounced like "gift" you fucking cretins.

  12. Kindergarten report card- finger painting: A+ music: B gym: A not eating paste: C-

  13. Don't be that guy who breaks the headphone rule.

  14. Pants? What technically constitutes as pants?

  15. Why online dating sucks

  16. What can you do with eggs?

  17. I was unaware women still wore after college, until I walked in on my mom getting ready for work one day.

  18. When someone tells me about a teenager dying for a stupid reason, I interrupt to ask them "did they deserve it?" The answer is often "yes."

  19. interviewer: so what would you say is your worst trait? interviewee: not knowing how to answer stupid fucking questions during interviews.

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