Call the Cops IDGAF.
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Go ahead. Call the cops, I don't give a fuck. Relax, it's just the internet.
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Do Communion wafers ever expire? I mean, technically, aren't they all over 2000 years old now?
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[every Vine I've ever been linked to] I want those 7 seconds of my life back.
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Men should never wear open-toed shoes anywhere but the beach. Ever.
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Of the 310 million firearms in the USA, only 0.027% of them are used in illegal shootings annually.
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[Lowering physical standards for women] - in society they call it equality. - in golf they call it a handicap.
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Do they still make Herbal Essences shampoo? Those commercials were fucking dirty. Girl be havin' an orgasm in an airport shower like wtf.
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If you aren't rinsing and repeating, you aren't living.
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Don't do a good deed for the attention- do a good deed to do the good deed.
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Kindergarten report card- finger painting: A+ music: B gym: A not eating paste: C-
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Don't be that guy who breaks the headphone rule.
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Pants? What technically constitutes as pants?
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What can you do with eggs?
@MasterEvilAce#food#cooking#eggs pic.twitter.com/Et4jlr5qn46:38 PM - 27 May 2015 · Details -
I was unaware women still wore
#thongs after college, until I walked in on my mom getting ready for work one day.0 retweets 0 favorites -
When someone tells me about a teenager dying for a stupid reason, I interrupt to ask them "did they deserve it?" The answer is often "yes."
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interviewer: so what would you say is your worst trait? interviewee: not knowing how to answer stupid fucking questions during interviews.
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Call the Cops IDGAF.