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@CaliseHawkins

Writer for on and ComedyKO on ,Co-star on FUNNY GIRLS OXYGEN, stand up on Late Night w Jimmy FallonNBC,Totally Biased wKamau Bell

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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 19

    I dont like when u say I DONT SEE COLOR. Maybe color WANTS u to see it & respect its WORTH. Black Lives (are made of) MATTER. We R visible

    4 retweets 13 likes
  2. 20 hours ago

    I'm not afraid of getting older. I'm terrified of wasting the time it took me to get old.

    32 retweets 65 likes
  3. Oct 30

    heyLA 8p tonight 9p

    2 retweets 2 likes
  4. Oct 29

    Thanks to everyone who stayed up late to watch us finish ! All 11+ hours are on our Facebook page:

    6 retweets 57 likes
  5. Oct 29

    Here's why is so important. Strong female characters. Thank you

    1 retweet 4 likes
  6. Oct 28

    They say money is the root of all evil. I think they wrong. Boredom is the root of all evil. So we chase the money to fend off the mundane.

    2 retweets 7 likes
  7. Oct 28

    Party: Sorry we don't have any red wine. Me: It's okay. I brought some in my liver.

    4 likes
  8. Oct 28

    EDDIE MURPHY??? NO WONDER HE SO EXCITED

    lol no, not "whatever that is" It's Gumby, Calise! Gumby!
    2 likes
  9. Oct 28

    Here's the best I could do while at work.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  10. Oct 28

    YOU VS THE BIG GREEN WHATEVER THAT IS THAT SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT

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    Here's the best I could do while at work.
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    Oct 28

    YES YES YES YES

    1 like
  12. Oct 28

    someone needs to put this to "Now I had the time of my life" asap please

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    2 retweets 2 likes
  13. Oct 27

    In honor of we're reading Frankenstein in it's entirety. Watch the novel come to life, tomorrow at 3PM PST LIVE ON FACEBOOK

    32 retweets 101 likes
  14. Oct 27

    Tough day for Vine stars. At least when my shows got cancelled they didn't cancel television

    2,569 retweets 9,424 likes
  15. Oct 27

    I thought that until right now. Thanks for spreading the word.

    1 retweet 1 like
  16. Oct 26

    Absolutely beautiful. POINTS

    I like big hearts; Baby's got my back
    12 retweets 121 likes
  17. Oct 26

    EAST COAST! It's time to fill up on tonight's episode with Superstore's Lauren Ash, Nico Santos, and Colton Dunn!

    9 retweets 32 likes
  18. Oct 26

    Oh wow. I'm honored. I mean it. "Fuck The What" my friends indeed <3

    Shout out to all the awesome comics on this list including our writers and ! 😎
    3 likes
  19. Oct 26

    Until I started working on I thought "FTW" meant "Fuck The What?"

    10 likes
  20. Oct 26

    I'm not vindictive sorry. And he didn't have a PS4. I been givin way his pussy though. I have no use for it anymore. No reason to save it

    I mean you could sell his PS4 or threaten to leak his nudes...
    1 retweet 4 likes
  21. Oct 26

    The saddest thing about my break up is not being able to figure out a way to monetize it.

    1 retweet 9 likes

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